Eryn
@ebcummings.bsky.social
I write stuff, make good human beings & also some art.
My daughter just tried to take her boyfriend to the er. Google said the hospital was open. It wasn’t. None are except a single standalone er.
June 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My daughter just tried to take her boyfriend to the er. Google said the hospital was open. It wasn’t. None are except a single standalone er.
So you’re saying it’s bad that she’s heading the agency that has full authority over the US marshal service, where the people who are tasked with actually enforcing the orders made by federal judges?
February 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
So you’re saying it’s bad that she’s heading the agency that has full authority over the US marshal service, where the people who are tasked with actually enforcing the orders made by federal judges?
He doesn’t have to. The agency responsible for ultimately enforcing penalties for defying federal court orders is the US Marshal service. A division of the DOJ. Which is under the control of Pam Bondi. Who has already proven her willingness to protect him from legal repercussions.
February 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
He doesn’t have to. The agency responsible for ultimately enforcing penalties for defying federal court orders is the US Marshal service. A division of the DOJ. Which is under the control of Pam Bondi. Who has already proven her willingness to protect him from legal repercussions.
Perhaps. But the department that is in charge of actually enforcing those rulings… is PART OF the DOJ.
February 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Perhaps. But the department that is in charge of actually enforcing those rulings… is PART OF the DOJ.
This “real life Tony Stark” guy who so many keep assuring me is “highly intelligent” and is “saving US SO MUCH money” with his doge shenanigans can’t even do basic math. If he’s scrutinizing these programs, it’s weird he has no idea how many use them.
It’s more than 10%..
It’s more than 10%..
February 13, 2025 at 8:40 AM
This “real life Tony Stark” guy who so many keep assuring me is “highly intelligent” and is “saving US SO MUCH money” with his doge shenanigans can’t even do basic math. If he’s scrutinizing these programs, it’s weird he has no idea how many use them.
It’s more than 10%..
It’s more than 10%..
I’m still in Twitter Read-Only Time out for telling someone to go step on legos barefoot-but this person needs a wellness check done on them ASAP. I think they may be having a stroke or something.
Either that or they’re playing Qanon Mad-Libs?
Either that or they’re playing Qanon Mad-Libs?
February 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m still in Twitter Read-Only Time out for telling someone to go step on legos barefoot-but this person needs a wellness check done on them ASAP. I think they may be having a stroke or something.
Either that or they’re playing Qanon Mad-Libs?
Either that or they’re playing Qanon Mad-Libs?
I know that there’s a whole bunch of shit that’s far more important going on here, but… does he… have an alert set to let him know when anyone mentions “richest guy in the world”?
February 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I know that there’s a whole bunch of shit that’s far more important going on here, but… does he… have an alert set to let him know when anyone mentions “richest guy in the world”?
(Forgot to stick this in)
February 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
(Forgot to stick this in)
I feel like there may be alternate motivations behind a clinicians attempt to see if a patient of theirs is receiving a drug that may save their life or like, a “smartie” candy or h whatever.
February 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I feel like there may be alternate motivations behind a clinicians attempt to see if a patient of theirs is receiving a drug that may save their life or like, a “smartie” candy or h whatever.
I must have forgotten to screenshot the literal “what an absolute genius you are mister Trump sir, thank you so much for solving this problem in such a wise and compassionate manner” but I promise you, there are many. Quite a few from actual human accounts even too.
February 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I must have forgotten to screenshot the literal “what an absolute genius you are mister Trump sir, thank you so much for solving this problem in such a wise and compassionate manner” but I promise you, there are many. Quite a few from actual human accounts even too.
If Kamala had won, there wouldn’t be a bunch of brain melted lemmings praising the creative and compassionate genius displayed by Donald J Trumps awesome plan to turn Gaza into a fucking elite vacation resort and strip mall for billionaires.
February 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
If Kamala had won, there wouldn’t be a bunch of brain melted lemmings praising the creative and compassionate genius displayed by Donald J Trumps awesome plan to turn Gaza into a fucking elite vacation resort and strip mall for billionaires.
The fucking AI content “moderators” have some extremely weird parameters. The auto-ban I got for telling sorbo “have the virus you deserve” may be somewhat understandable-tho the AI lacks the nuance understanding to note that HIS post was pro-most vaccines being outlawed-I feel I was QUITE fair.
February 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The fucking AI content “moderators” have some extremely weird parameters. The auto-ban I got for telling sorbo “have the virus you deserve” may be somewhat understandable-tho the AI lacks the nuance understanding to note that HIS post was pro-most vaccines being outlawed-I feel I was QUITE fair.
Nobody “demonized coughs” my dude, coughing all over the produce in the piggly wiggly was always fucking gross & unacceptable.
The covid vaxes we use here have caused 0.00001% of the amount of strokes that COVID itself has.
“Died suddenly” =fell down, isn’t dead, fainted, died in 2015
The covid vaxes we use here have caused 0.00001% of the amount of strokes that COVID itself has.
“Died suddenly” =fell down, isn’t dead, fainted, died in 2015
February 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Nobody “demonized coughs” my dude, coughing all over the produce in the piggly wiggly was always fucking gross & unacceptable.
The covid vaxes we use here have caused 0.00001% of the amount of strokes that COVID itself has.
“Died suddenly” =fell down, isn’t dead, fainted, died in 2015
The covid vaxes we use here have caused 0.00001% of the amount of strokes that COVID itself has.
“Died suddenly” =fell down, isn’t dead, fainted, died in 2015
Twitter gave me a 12 hour auto-ban for hoping Kevin Sorbo gets the virus he deserves-in response to a post about how he “will not comply” with any attempted public health safety measures, should anyone ever attempt to prevent a bird flu pandemic.
Literally the second I posted it.
Literally the second I posted it.
December 31, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Twitter gave me a 12 hour auto-ban for hoping Kevin Sorbo gets the virus he deserves-in response to a post about how he “will not comply” with any attempted public health safety measures, should anyone ever attempt to prevent a bird flu pandemic.
Literally the second I posted it.
Literally the second I posted it.
For the record, re: “person of the year”: They may not have been wrong. It’s never been praise-or an endorsement. The POTY-well, technically it was “man of the year” in 1936:
December 12, 2024 at 8:55 AM
For the record, re: “person of the year”: They may not have been wrong. It’s never been praise-or an endorsement. The POTY-well, technically it was “man of the year” in 1936:
I can provide a whole ass infographic.
December 12, 2024 at 7:57 AM
I can provide a whole ass infographic.
Someone should tell Elon about this “myth”
December 12, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Someone should tell Elon about this “myth”
Get help. Y’all’s weird obsession with the vax has become a mental health issue. It’s one thing to be wary at first but it’s been four years. It’s been tested. And studied. Billions of people are fine. Less than 50 ppl have died from the vax. Out of billions.
December 12, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Get help. Y’all’s weird obsession with the vax has become a mental health issue. It’s one thing to be wary at first but it’s been four years. It’s been tested. And studied. Billions of people are fine. Less than 50 ppl have died from the vax. Out of billions.
What does this have to do with democrats? Or voters?
The guy wasn’t a Democrat, no one has declared war, and anyone who is pretending these people who put their shareholders earning more profit over saving literal human lives are “good people” is either lying or also a fucking sociopath. (See:
The guy wasn’t a Democrat, no one has declared war, and anyone who is pretending these people who put their shareholders earning more profit over saving literal human lives are “good people” is either lying or also a fucking sociopath. (See:
December 12, 2024 at 5:43 AM
What does this have to do with democrats? Or voters?
The guy wasn’t a Democrat, no one has declared war, and anyone who is pretending these people who put their shareholders earning more profit over saving literal human lives are “good people” is either lying or also a fucking sociopath. (See:
The guy wasn’t a Democrat, no one has declared war, and anyone who is pretending these people who put their shareholders earning more profit over saving literal human lives are “good people” is either lying or also a fucking sociopath. (See:
Today the tone got even more drastic, now instead of the FBI, the scammer is pretending to be an assassin hired by the initial person, and is sending her photos of mutilated fucking bodies. Telling her that is what they will do to her. It’s fucking wild.
December 12, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Today the tone got even more drastic, now instead of the FBI, the scammer is pretending to be an assassin hired by the initial person, and is sending her photos of mutilated fucking bodies. Telling her that is what they will do to her. It’s fucking wild.
(There is no money. The checks are still being held, and will end up bouncing)
She blocks them, and they come back with another number.
She blocks them, and they come back with another number.
December 12, 2024 at 5:04 AM
(There is no money. The checks are still being held, and will end up bouncing)
She blocks them, and they come back with another number.
She blocks them, and they come back with another number.
Anyway, after she blocked the account, she began getting texts from other numbers. Multiple other numbers. Most at first still keeping up the pretense-pretending to be the person who hired her, first playing victim, then threatening to send the FBI after her for stealing their money
December 12, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Anyway, after she blocked the account, she began getting texts from other numbers. Multiple other numbers. Most at first still keeping up the pretense-pretending to be the person who hired her, first playing victim, then threatening to send the FBI after her for stealing their money
So this shit here is fucking insane. Any takers on how many seconds it takes people to render that hotline, email & online portal completely fucking useless to them though?
December 5, 2024 at 1:36 PM
So this shit here is fucking insane. Any takers on how many seconds it takes people to render that hotline, email & online portal completely fucking useless to them though?