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Latest from Mar-A-Loco: Trump-class battleships.
Expect them to be thin-skinned, underpowered, overweight, with a tiny gun and orange paint.
Expect them to be thin-skinned, underpowered, overweight, with a tiny gun and orange paint.
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Latest from Mar-A-Loco: Trump-class battleships.
Expect them to be thin-skinned, underpowered, overweight, with a tiny gun and orange paint.
Expect them to be thin-skinned, underpowered, overweight, with a tiny gun and orange paint.
We’ve been asking “how many innocent children need to die before we get meaningful gun safety laws”. Maybe that’s the wrong question. Does “How many fascists” work better for you, Republicans?
September 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
We’ve been asking “how many innocent children need to die before we get meaningful gun safety laws”. Maybe that’s the wrong question. Does “How many fascists” work better for you, Republicans?
This:
“Yeah, it is gross, but, in Trump’s defense, Hallmark really doesn’t have too many options in the ‘Sex Trafficking Friends Turning 50’ section.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yeah, it is gross, but, in Trump’s defense, Hallmark really doesn’t have too many options in the ‘Sex Trafficking Friends Turning 50’ section.” — JIMMY FALLON
September 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This:
“Yeah, it is gross, but, in Trump’s defense, Hallmark really doesn’t have too many options in the ‘Sex Trafficking Friends Turning 50’ section.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yeah, it is gross, but, in Trump’s defense, Hallmark really doesn’t have too many options in the ‘Sex Trafficking Friends Turning 50’ section.” — JIMMY FALLON
— tRump’s last public appearance was Tuesday 8/26.
— he missed an 8/28 event.
— There’s nothing on his schedule in the future.
— He was last seen with an IV bruise on his hand.
Four days… Not getting my hopes up, but I’m going to buy a bottle of champagne to have on hand. Just in case.
— he missed an 8/28 event.
— There’s nothing on his schedule in the future.
— He was last seen with an IV bruise on his hand.
Four days… Not getting my hopes up, but I’m going to buy a bottle of champagne to have on hand. Just in case.
August 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
— tRump’s last public appearance was Tuesday 8/26.
— he missed an 8/28 event.
— There’s nothing on his schedule in the future.
— He was last seen with an IV bruise on his hand.
Four days… Not getting my hopes up, but I’m going to buy a bottle of champagne to have on hand. Just in case.
— he missed an 8/28 event.
— There’s nothing on his schedule in the future.
— He was last seen with an IV bruise on his hand.
Four days… Not getting my hopes up, but I’m going to buy a bottle of champagne to have on hand. Just in case.
Lost in the chaos of the new-normal new cycle: Trump just ordered FLETC (Federal Law Enforcement Training Center) to stop all training other than ICE.
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Lost in the chaos of the new-normal new cycle: Trump just ordered FLETC (Federal Law Enforcement Training Center) to stop all training other than ICE.
Overheard at my 4yo godson’s birthday party: “Becoming a morning person when you’re a parent is like becoming a runner when you’re chased by a bear.”
June 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Overheard at my 4yo godson’s birthday party: “Becoming a morning person when you’re a parent is like becoming a runner when you’re chased by a bear.”
Remember those 2nd-amendment folk that needed guns to stop facists? They’ve been really quiet lately.
Maybe they were just compensating.
Maybe they were just compensating.
June 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Remember those 2nd-amendment folk that needed guns to stop facists? They’ve been really quiet lately.
Maybe they were just compensating.
Maybe they were just compensating.
Loki helping me submit final grades for the semester, and lucky timing with the camera.
May 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Loki helping me submit final grades for the semester, and lucky timing with the camera.
For those ignorant of geography —including, apparently, the New York Times— I would like to point out that Leo XIV is the SECOND American Pope.
Argentina, from where Francis came, is in South AMERICA.
Argentina, from where Francis came, is in South AMERICA.
May 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
For those ignorant of geography —including, apparently, the New York Times— I would like to point out that Leo XIV is the SECOND American Pope.
Argentina, from where Francis came, is in South AMERICA.
Argentina, from where Francis came, is in South AMERICA.
1) Declare tariffs, crash market.
2) You & your oligarch friends buy stocks.
3) Cancel tariffs, sell on the rebound.
If it was anyone else, it’d be called market manipulation.
2) You & your oligarch friends buy stocks.
3) Cancel tariffs, sell on the rebound.
If it was anyone else, it’d be called market manipulation.
March 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
1) Declare tariffs, crash market.
2) You & your oligarch friends buy stocks.
3) Cancel tariffs, sell on the rebound.
If it was anyone else, it’d be called market manipulation.
2) You & your oligarch friends buy stocks.
3) Cancel tariffs, sell on the rebound.
If it was anyone else, it’d be called market manipulation.
Question for Republicans: If Donald were NOT a Russian agent, what would he be doing differently?
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Question for Republicans: If Donald were NOT a Russian agent, what would he be doing differently?
Art: the product of the human urge to create beauty in response to ugliness. I spent some quality time with chisels and sandpaper this week.
February 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Art: the product of the human urge to create beauty in response to ugliness. I spent some quality time with chisels and sandpaper this week.
Timely read: “Autocracy Inc.” by Anne Applebaum.
February 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Timely read: “Autocracy Inc.” by Anne Applebaum.
The Left: “It was a Nazi salute.”
The Center: “It was a Nazi salute.”
The Far Right: “It was a Nazi salute.”
The Germans: “It was a Nazi salute.”
The Center-Right: “We voted for that? It can’t have been a Nazi salute.”
The Center: “It was a Nazi salute.”
The Far Right: “It was a Nazi salute.”
The Germans: “It was a Nazi salute.”
The Center-Right: “We voted for that? It can’t have been a Nazi salute.”
January 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The Left: “It was a Nazi salute.”
The Center: “It was a Nazi salute.”
The Far Right: “It was a Nazi salute.”
The Germans: “It was a Nazi salute.”
The Center-Right: “We voted for that? It can’t have been a Nazi salute.”
The Center: “It was a Nazi salute.”
The Far Right: “It was a Nazi salute.”
The Germans: “It was a Nazi salute.”
The Center-Right: “We voted for that? It can’t have been a Nazi salute.”