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Dad. Husband. Dog-dad. Rec sports hero. Gaming nerd. Fantasy geek. Tabletop brochacho. Sharks fan. OAKLAND A’s fan (fuck Fisher).

Also, I’m a meat popsicle.
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How convenient that all his info is redacted. They’ll say it’s to protect info about the victims instead of actually redacting ONLY victim info.

Oh, look the Nuclear Subs are in Russia now! DON’T LOOK OVER HERE AT THESE REDACTED INFO. *POCKET SAND*

#TrumpARapist
Donald Trump's name in Jeffrey Epstein files redacted by FBI: report
The Justice Department says the review turned up no "client list" or evidence linking President Trump to criminal activity,
www.newsweek.com
August 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Well excuse me if I chuckle to myself because you got ran over by the same train. You were screaming from the same track hoping they’d stop before hitting you. Nope. It doesn’t work that way. You played yourself.

Abolish ICE and this bullshit.

#holdtheICE #NoICE

www.newsweek.com/trump-suppor...
Trump supporter detained by ICE thought only criminals would be deported
ICE detentions and deportations are impacting families across the country.
www.newsweek.com
June 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Outrageously corrupt. What kinda horse shit is this? Let me guess… Comes with always-on microphone that reports anytime you say something negative about his Cheeto ass? Auto installs Truth Social and your only widget allowed is Fox News?

#NoKings #TACOPhone #FuckTrump

www.cnbc.com/2025/06/16/t...
Trump Organization announces mobile plan, $499 smartphone
President Donald Trump and his businesses have rolled out numerous products during his political career, including watches, sneakers and Bibles.
www.cnbc.com
June 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Everybody with a brain who has seen the pictures knows this.

Watching this toddler tantrum battle is hilarious and I’m here for it. Fuck them both.

#EpsteinFiles #ScrewTrump #NoKings

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Musk says Trump is ‘in the Epstein files’ in latest dig
President Donald Trump and Elon Musk are currently trading blows on social media in a very public breakdown of their relationship
www.independent.co.uk
June 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Get this TACO fuckhead out of office. Pardon Diddy? The man belongs in prison and sexually assaulted an absurd amount of people and has his own RICO charges.

By the way… Where’s the Epstein files, Trump? Gotta scrub yourself first?

#TACO #NoKings #TrumpSucks

www.thedailybeast.com/trump-says-h...
Trump Says He Will Consider Pardoning Diddy
The president knows the shamed rap mogul and wants to know the facts of the case.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Lol are you kidding me? From the side that constantly talks about “Free Speech”. Afraid of numbers and expressions.

86-47. Impeach his ass and then convict him. He belongs in prison.

#TrumpSucks #Impeach #Eightysixfourtyseven

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
What does 8647 mean? The ‘code’ posted by former FBI chief James Comey
‘We are aware of the recent social media post by former FBI Director James Comey, directed at President Trump,’ current director Kash Patel said
www.independent.co.uk
May 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This kind of shit should infuriate the entire world.

It’s very evident that one side doesn’t care about your body and you’re just an incubator. Let’s be real about this… they don’t care about the child after it’s born either.

#RoevWade #Prochoice #Womensrights

www.fox8live.com/2025/05/15/w...
Woman declared brain dead being kept alive to continue pregnancy under state law, family says
Her family has questions about Georgia’s heartbeat law and why they didn’t have a say in her care.
www.fox8live.com
May 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
He’s not “woke”. He’s just not an asshole and has “Christ like” views. You know. Liberal ones. Apparently being Christ like is not the thing to be anymore since they’re woke. Who’d have guessed?

#NewPope #MAGASucks

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
MAGA melts down over ‘WOKE MARXIST POPE’ who is a ‘Never Trumper liberal’
Laura Loomer lamented that the new pope ‘is anti-Trump, anti-MAGA, pro-open Borders, and a total Marxist like Pope Francis,’ adding that it’s ‘GROSS’ that he now leads the Catholic Church
www.independent.co.uk
May 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
You don’t have to be violent and have killed people to be a Nazi. You qualified just fine with the Nazi salutes, promoting the AfD, and liking white supremacy posts on Twitter.

You act like a fucking Nazi, we’re gonna call you a Nazi.

#NaziElon #PunchaNazi

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Elon Musk: It Is 'Outrageous' to 'Claim That I'm a Nazi'
Elon Musk called claims that he's a Nazi 'outrageous' during an interview with Lara Trump on Fox News.
www.rollingstone.com
May 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
What a baller!

Fuck this administration and BRAVO to the people who stand up to the White House and the Executive Branch. Don’t back down. Keep bringing the fight and legal challenges.

www.pressherald.com/2025/05/02/m...
Maine settles lawsuit against USDA over $3 million in school funds
The Department of Agriculture agreed it will not interfere with Maine school funding based on alleged Title IX violations without following the proper procedure, according to a settlement announced Fr...
www.pressherald.com
May 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Trump takes credit when his billionaire buddies collect money from his tariff shenanigans, but blames Biden because the economy is tanking.

What a fucking snowflake. This is your economic disaster.

#TrumpRecession #NoOligarchs #NoKings

www.newsweek.com/trump-blames...
Trump blames Biden as US economy goes into reverse
The US economy shrank in the first three months of the year after the announcement of baseline tariffs on imports.
www.newsweek.com
April 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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We have now arrived at the "arresting judges" level of fascism.
April 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Well, it looks like Gilead IS around the corner. Fucking unreal.

My wife is my partner. We are equals.

This Christian Nationalism bullshit can kick rocks!

#NoKings #NoOligarchy #resist #SeparateChurchandState

www.huffpost.com/entry/paula-...
White House Faith Office Leader Says 'It’s Not Hard' For Wives To 'Submit' To Husbands
Paula White-Cain said men are becoming "the bedrock" of the church, "which is how God designed it.”
www.huffpost.com
April 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Of course not. They want to further the divide between the rich and the lower/middle class until we’re complicit in servitude.

They have a club and none of us are in it. You can’t afford to weather the financial storm like they can.

#fuckoligarchy #NoKings

www.themirror.com/money/trump-...
Trump says no to taxing millionaires warns rich will flee the country
Donald Trump rejected the idea of raising taxes on America's wealthiest yesterday as he said it would most likely drive millionaires and billionaires out of the country.
www.themirror.com
April 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Ha. Even AI/ChatGPT knows you’re full of shit.

I’m 6’0 and 225 at 39 years old and I look like a tub of lard.

There isn’t any way that moron is 6’3” 235lb and healthy on his McD diet with adderall chasers.

#NoKings #NoTyrants #Fuck47

www.latintimes.com/chatgpt-decl...
ChatGPT Declares Trump's Physical Results 'Virtually Impossible': 'Usually Only Seen in Elite Bodybuilders'
A viral TikTok shows ChatGPT calling Trump's reported weight and height "virtually impossible," fueling online jokes and renewed scrutiny over his health.
www.latintimes.com
April 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Here it is. He was fucking BORN HERE. Has a birth certificate, a social security number, but he was detained by ICE for being an “unauthorized alien” which is a crime.

They’re trying to disappear CITIZENS.

#riseupfightback #fuckICE #Fuck47

newrepublic.com/post/194119/...
ICE Detains U.S.-Born Citizen Despite Judge Seeing Birth Certificate
Juan Carlos Lopez Gomez is in ICE detention despite being a citizen. Welcome to Trump’s America.
newrepublic.com
April 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just in case you needed to know how inhumane and fucked up these El Salvadorian CECOT prisons are.

Human Rights violations across the board and 45/47th administration is gladly willing to send anyone who disagrees with them there to die.

www.hrw.org/news/2025/03...
Human Rights Watch declaration on prison conditions in El Salvador for the J.G.G. v. Trump case
I, Juanita Goebertus, declare the following under 28 U.S.C. § 1746, and state that under penalty of perjury the following is true and correct to the best of my knowledge and belief:
www.hrw.org
April 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
#fiftyfiftyone #RiseupFightBack #sacramento

We may be in California, but we’ll fight to have justice for all. Fuck Trump, Fuck Elon. There are no Kings or Tyrants in America.
April 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Good. Do it. Do our own trade. Then follow it up with California should stop subsidizing these red states. They always complain about welfare? Stop giving them welfare.

www.newsweek.com/california-n...
California to negotiate trade with other countries to bypass Trump tariffs
Gov. Gavin Newsom said California will look for new trade opportunities.
www.newsweek.com
April 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Citizens United has been one of the top 5 piece of shit things done to the US.

Companies are people? Now suddenly they can defraud you and be pardoned for their bullshit. This is evidence that corporations are winning the class warfare.

We’re slaves to capitalism.

thehill.com/opinion/crim...
Trump makes history by pardoning a corporation
Companies involved in financial crimes don’t have to worry about accountability under this president, as least when it comes to crypto, for reasons that he has no incentive to ever make known.
thehill.com
April 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
18 U.S. Code § 597

''Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate … Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both;...''

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Elon Musk hands $1m to voter in desperate attempt to flip Wisconsin’s Supreme Court
Musk’s political committee, America PAC, announced that Scott A, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, was the first to be gifted the surprise million-dollar donation for signing up
www.independent.co.uk
March 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Yea… no. This “doesn’t happen”. The GOP tried to crucify HRC for her whole email blunder and she sat and testified for HOURS.

These fucks sent text messages over an unsecured messaging service. Signal is used by some government folks but not for top secret materials.

www.salon.com/2025/03/25/i...
"It happens": Republicans shrug off Trump administration's leak of Yemen war plans
Republican lawmakers are trying to blame the media for the Trump administration's war-planning group chat
www.salon.com
March 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Good. I hope TESLA tanks until they boot this South African Apartheid era asshat out of the company and then the country.
March 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM