I found an onion inside of an onion. The matrix has glitches.

As Shrek said "Onions have layers."

You know you married the right person when you have a stuffed up nose, your spouse pinches your nose to help unclog it and tiredly, you honk like a deranged goose.

I made my husband laugh til he farted and that's actually impressive.

Being a parent is absolutely wild. Had to tell my 3 year old this morning that no, it is not okay to eat cheese pickles naked in the front yard because the neighbors dog desperately looks like she needs a hug. 😂

Toddlers, man... toddlers.