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Hank Tough
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We are never getting FALGSC
NBC news: Kamala Harris says she possibly could run for president again
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Sorry its been a minute. Been learning important stuff
in Linux command line: user: echo 96 | rev Linux: 69 user: cowsay lol Linux: generates a text cow that says "lol"
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Giant bearded monstrous person eating a regular person who is saying "I'm so clad we're getting all the evil immigrants"
March 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Found it BTW, his name is Gustaf Westman and it's unclear if this is a joke or intended for non-monogamous people at all.
March 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Is this the Texas chainsaw massacre I keep hearing about?
Elon musk with a chainsaw on stage for some fucking reason
March 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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More like NSFW hose amarite
NSF 61 as displayed non the box
March 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Apparently you can just select a language to tell bluesky your post is using
March 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Well this is just unfortunate @bostongayboy.bsky.social @theshrimpening.bsky.social
The tagged users post the same joke within a couple hours of each other: "more like cuck Schumer amiright"
March 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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"Please commit seppuku by sunset tomorrow"
March 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Gavin Newsom's podcast title edited to say "is this Gavin Newsom?"
March 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I did not spend 3 minutes making this so I could come back and discover I cannot reply to this skeet
Slamming the accept call button
March 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Search bar with "can you light tile on fire" typed in it
March 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Wait wtf
Shows a preview for a website I did not type lol
March 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Signing in advance
D.ly: "as my moot you are legally required to provide proof of life on a weekly basis (at least) Sign here: ❌:" (with shitty writing of my name on the line)
January 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Pigtail Trump is disappointed
Trump with pigtails stares blankly
January 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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And sometimes, cringe is most definitely not better
Elon Musk doing a Nazi salute at inauguration speech
January 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, president Musk
Elon Musk's sieg hail (roman) salute he performed before his speech today
January 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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"marked safe from armed... EPA agents? Today"
January 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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What it feels like sometimes
Me: Jesus/spiritual figure with a beagle head All my bot followers not liking my posts: puppy beagles all looking at the beagle headed Jesus-like figure
January 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Name a more sore loser than Drake. I'll wait
New York Times headline reads: "Drake Sues His Label, Calling Kendrick Lamar's 'Not Like Us' Defamatory"
January 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Anyone else have an influx of sussy Sarahs in your followers?
Two sus accounts named Sarah followed me at almost the same time... Something that has happened before with duplicates of other names
January 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I can't believe we're not even 2 full days into 2025 and we already got this banger of a post
In response to a blocked post... The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social: "My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly."
January 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Guys I forgot to blink and now I can't keep my eyes open help
Me: "I'm having to drink so much coffee and use so much eye drops to just keep my eyes open rn I don't understand why" Wife: "Water?" Me: "No I've been drinking water" Wife: "Hmm Have you tried blinking?" Me: "Shit no"
December 31, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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I literally broke Bluesky for this bit I have problems and I'm going to sleep now
December 31, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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What is the "holy shit" a reaction to? The pic or text? I have non-threatening reasons for both I swear
My puppy smiling for the camera because she is secretly a human with fur. Also I saved the coffin because it has the design disposable cups everywhere used to have and it has become an icon of nostalgia for me. I have no explanation for the fact that it is on a coffin other than I basically save everything with that design on it lmao I also don't actually think I'm a fraud but I thought it was funny because I typoed at the worst time lol Anyway puppies are cute Holy shit there really are basically endless characters in the alt text field. Like I could go on for so long. I might. At the age of 8 my parents moved here from Taiwan. At 12 I just kidding that's not true if you read this far go to sleep. If you read this stay up Why are you listening to me in the first place holy fucking shit dude. Like I'm literally some random person on the internet. If you are still reading you can tell your psychiatrist to rule out ADHD unless your special interest is alt text. My God do you ever give up? I have 899 characters left. Or I could be lying and you'd probably never know.
December 31, 2024 at 5:30 AM