My favorite movie for a snowy day.

This sounds like a form letter or something.

Maybe starting a podcast?

Absolutely amazing!

Biting into what you think is a nice, crisp apple and it turns out to be grainy/mushy.

Something about a lie can travel around the world before the truth can put on its pants.

So, what is the spaghetti policy here?

A must read, whether you’re a wrestling fan or not

I read this in Taz's voice.

•A teacher hit the local rapper over the head with a clipboard.
•Ultimo Dragon told a lifeguard "You suck."
•Danhausen got a tin foil hat.
•Three person spanish fly from the top rope involving Gringo Loco.

Some things that happened:

•Everyone got that Creed song stuck in their heads.
•A couple of dudes who spend way too much time at Spencer's got what was coming to them.
•A do-si-do chant.
•Swoggle suplexed a beefy guy.
•Local rapper power bombed a cop.

Bolt Vanderhuge
Splint Chesthair
Crunch Buttsteak

This would upset me.