Caveman at Target
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Giant idiot who can't figure out what sheets to buy. Owns multiple rubber axes and hundreds of plastic men. Loves the FCS and living in its frozen heart of Fargo.
Wasn't this a whole season of The Adventure Zone?
October 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Wasn't this a whole season of The Adventure Zone?
Corn sweats baby!
August 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Corn sweats baby!
I really like their Enchanted Steel speedpaint for most non-shiny metal stuff. Metallic speed paint works like magic though, no one can explain how it works.
May 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I really like their Enchanted Steel speedpaint for most non-shiny metal stuff. Metallic speed paint works like magic though, no one can explain how it works.
Two years of collecting warhammer here. I always say at least this version of obsession only ruins my bank account.
April 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Two years of collecting warhammer here. I always say at least this version of obsession only ruins my bank account.
Thousands of tiny las rifles shooting across the beach would be fun to watch
April 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Thousands of tiny las rifles shooting across the beach would be fun to watch
This is just a D&D story hook
April 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is just a D&D story hook
That is quite an accomplishment.
April 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
That is quite an accomplishment.
Anybody else notice they said the weight in the article? 60 lbs means you could get a pump throwing it around and then pose on top of it.
April 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Anybody else notice they said the weight in the article? 60 lbs means you could get a pump throwing it around and then pose on top of it.
We should have a Fullcast Armies on Parade competition to find the most obsessive nerd/fan on the internet.
March 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
We should have a Fullcast Armies on Parade competition to find the most obsessive nerd/fan on the internet.
The cut is going to hurt with that kind of bulking.
March 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The cut is going to hurt with that kind of bulking.
I think if you removed the skulls, spikes and shit from my Blades of Khorne there would be no plastic left.
March 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I think if you removed the skulls, spikes and shit from my Blades of Khorne there would be no plastic left.
YES, IT'S ME MR. BOWL, GIANT MAYO BOSS
March 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
YES, IT'S ME MR. BOWL, GIANT MAYO BOSS
I got to watch their hockey game against the Gophers earlier this year and man they turn out a crowd for a school that is ineligible.
March 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I got to watch their hockey game against the Gophers earlier this year and man they turn out a crowd for a school that is ineligible.
Somebody's grandma rolling up to the Puffy Muffin in a pink cybertruck might be the only acceptable use case
March 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Somebody's grandma rolling up to the Puffy Muffin in a pink cybertruck might be the only acceptable use case
Is that the town with The Puffy Muffin?
March 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Is that the town with The Puffy Muffin?
I'm holding out hope that "calvinball" takes off
March 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm holding out hope that "calvinball" takes off
I believe the modern cycle once you hit middle age is:
- Lift till you hit a plateau
- Goddammit, what happened to my waking moments for three weeks
- Jump back in and blow the plateau away cause you actually needed the rest
- Lift till you hit a plateau
- Goddammit, what happened to my waking moments for three weeks
- Jump back in and blow the plateau away cause you actually needed the rest
February 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I believe the modern cycle once you hit middle age is:
- Lift till you hit a plateau
- Goddammit, what happened to my waking moments for three weeks
- Jump back in and blow the plateau away cause you actually needed the rest
- Lift till you hit a plateau
- Goddammit, what happened to my waking moments for three weeks
- Jump back in and blow the plateau away cause you actually needed the rest