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merv
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I like to eat some food.
If every woman you’ve been with had a disgusted look on her face, it’s easy to mistake disgust for eroticism.
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Birds of a feather.
January 26, 2026 at 5:19 PM
It’s just going to be that one guy who plays all the different characters on fox news.
January 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Were these jeans designed by AI? Because I don’t think a human could so fundamentally misunderstand jeans.
January 23, 2026 at 11:32 PM
“Subjugate” is the word you’re looking for, NYT.
January 21, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Most people don’t realize that the Super Nintendo was almost a commercial failure because the original version was larger than the average living room.
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I was a little shocked by how small it was.
January 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Double-check the label. I think that might be the yard.
January 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The murders will continue until you stop calling us murderers.
January 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
“Not for sure but pretty sure”
welp.. good enough for me! Guess that resolves this issue!
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
“If abuse victim leaves abuser, the abuser wins.” This is the dumbest take possible. You guys should probably read articles before publishing them in a newspaper.
January 10, 2026 at 1:59 PM
It’s so easy to call for things. I’m calling for grocery stores to cut their prices in half.
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
"It’s not a PR issue, it’s an ethics issue." -- The Head Horse
Not every game company is hopping onboard the AI hype train. Manor Lords publisher Hooded Horse bans gen AI art in its contracts.

"If I sound frustrated, it's because, like, honestly, all this thing has done is made our...
https://kotaku.com/hooded-horse-gen-ai-art-ban-4x-strategy-steam-2000658179
January 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
No. Next question.
January 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
What.
January 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Just call it “cold brew” and you can start a trend.
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
January 8, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Cool cool cool. Now do the US.
January 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Because it would put a damper on their J6 reunion.
January 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I hear you’re also fans of slop.
January 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Mashing F5 as quickly as my fingers will let me.
January 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
What’s the etiquette for the length of time you have to wait after receiving a peace prize to do a war? Asking for a friend.
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Ahh yes. The classic “it’s not personally happening to me so it doesn’t exist.”
January 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
How about the moderate Democrats inch towards the left for a change? We’re getting tired of doing all the inching.
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM