Too soon

This can't be right

Having kids and seeing them do many of the same things I did as a kid has definitely made me realize that I was a really annoying kid

the most generous interpretation I can think of here is that they are one of those people who think 'person' and 'podcaster' are interchangeable terms

My 17 year old son does this all the time (either "1900s" or "last century"), basically anything before 2000 is ancient times and can all be lumped together

This weirdly seems like an improvement to me. But I'm somebody who thinks they should bring back station wagons.

I'm sure we are getting closer to an AI Supreme Court every day

We have more than enough domestic shitty beer, no need to import it from anywhere

Is this some sort of meta-commentary on the art-style of this comic?

I've been thinking about this every once in a while for most of my adult life.

They used to make boomboxes with a detachable walkman in the 80s. I somehow had completely forgotten this.

My kids only know what they are because they are still prominently displayed in my basement next to my dvd collection. I even still have some old cassettes.

I considered getting rid of them a couple years ago but now figure I'll just slowly turn my house into a museum.

This version of scentless apprentice is one the craziest things I've ever heard

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kpq...

Maybe this Friday instead of ordering a pizza as usual I will order a billion dollars

I'll renounce atheism if somebody threatens to punch me or wants to give me 20$. That's one of the advantages to atheism, there are no consequences for renouncing and you can just go back to being an atheist whenever is convenient.

Maybe I should stop making up fake birth dates every time I sign up for a new account somewhere.

Though it's nice that my happy birthday emails are more evenly spread out through the year.