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mrs. divaginatarian
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tomgirl
finally beat career mode on roller coaster tycoon 3 (for the second time because my computer deleted my saves at one point)
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i’ll fully cry otw to work and then walk in here like nothing happened and tell my coworkers i had the most luxurious morning
October 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
going on a first date tomorrow on an exsituationshiploml’s birthday
October 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
i never forgot this anthology halloween book i read in middle school and one of the stories was about this guy whose house was infested with spiders and one day he woke up with a spider in his throat
October 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
May 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
pope from chicago
May 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
May 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
this is so ?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
April 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
so one of my dl men forgot we’re home was
March 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
so many people to fuck and not enough days off work to fill the time fucking..
February 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
the types of pages that have been interacting with my tweets lately…
February 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
NO MORE DL MEN
February 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
it grows back 🥲
February 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i ate nothing but chickpeas avocados and mushrooms yesterday and i’ve never pooped so much in under 24 hours like i just keep pooping and pooping omg
February 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
i’m so glad im not alone in this
February 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
January 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i told the person i bottom for i want him to fuck me and he said he’ll think about it
January 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
😵‍💫😞
January 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
big sigh
January 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i have an open door policy
December 29, 2024 at 2:20 AM
December 28, 2024 at 10:27 PM
thank you 💖
December 28, 2024 at 9:15 PM
he knows where home is. he knows where home is. he knows where home is.
December 28, 2024 at 7:49 PM
December 28, 2024 at 7:42 PM
🙁
December 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM