The Life-Eater
@eateroflives.bsky.social
My god, I'm weird.
He/Him, collector of broken toys, writer of occasional smut.
He/Him, collector of broken toys, writer of occasional smut.
What if they get pithed?
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
What if they get pithed?
Look, it's a nice change from Grandma-sweltered-to-death weather.
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Look, it's a nice change from Grandma-sweltered-to-death weather.
Ooh, are those @morikoa3.bsky.social's bunnies? Or is that just how Koreans are drawn in some media you've both seen and I haven't?
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ooh, are those @morikoa3.bsky.social's bunnies? Or is that just how Koreans are drawn in some media you've both seen and I haven't?
I have to admit, the context of that mantra slightly undermines the sexiness.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I have to admit, the context of that mantra slightly undermines the sexiness.
Irys. Biboo has no mode between "toddler" and "grandma."
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Irys. Biboo has no mode between "toddler" and "grandma."
Looks like a pilaf, but with orzo pasta instead of rice.
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Looks like a pilaf, but with orzo pasta instead of rice.
I mean, that would be an effective ticket.
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I mean, that would be an effective ticket.
Yeah, but ours is Halloween.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Yeah, but ours is Halloween.
*Columbus Day* is about genocide. Thanksgiving is about the one day the settlers kept the murderboner in their pants.
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
*Columbus Day* is about genocide. Thanksgiving is about the one day the settlers kept the murderboner in their pants.
The feeling of holding a pretty little thing so deep in a trance that she doesn't notice anything that's happening~
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The feeling of holding a pretty little thing so deep in a trance that she doesn't notice anything that's happening~
No kings but Aragorn. No cops but James Gordon.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
No kings but Aragorn. No cops but James Gordon.
Kinda had a feeling--same energy as when people tell you that "NASA" is a Hebrew word.
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Kinda had a feeling--same energy as when people tell you that "NASA" is a Hebrew word.
There's something tragic about the fact that every single newspaper clipping I could find about that championship deadnames her. Obviously, it was 1980 and she hadn't come out yet--but it's still sad, you know?
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
There's something tragic about the fact that every single newspaper clipping I could find about that championship deadnames her. Obviously, it was 1980 and she hadn't come out yet--but it's still sad, you know?
Would Feanor have used Lisp or COBOL?
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Would Feanor have used Lisp or COBOL?
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Letting someone be so calm and relaxed while they get dressed and posed as pretty doll to be posed and admired is an all time favorite for me💕
November 15, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Letting someone be so calm and relaxed while they get dressed and posed as pretty doll to be posed and admired is an all time favorite for me💕
The image of these two horrible old men having sex with each other is absurdist humor. Call me a killjoy, but I don't think raping children is quite that funny.
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The image of these two horrible old men having sex with each other is absurdist humor. Call me a killjoy, but I don't think raping children is quite that funny.
God knows how I'd have turned out if she can't gotten me those little books. I genuinely can't imagine how a person could grow up to love reading in when they're taught like that.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
God knows how I'd have turned out if she can't gotten me those little books. I genuinely can't imagine how a person could grow up to love reading in when they're taught like that.
That was how I learned to read in the 90s--I have no idea if it was a conscious decision on my mother's part, but now that I think of it, I never got exposed to phonics in school.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
That was how I learned to read in the 90s--I have no idea if it was a conscious decision on my mother's part, but now that I think of it, I never got exposed to phonics in school.
The potato thing is back again? I remember that being a thing in the oughts. Woo-woo never truly dies.
On the bright side, I'm reasonably sure there are men who would pay non-trivial sums for a potato that's spent time in a sex worker's boot.
On the bright side, I'm reasonably sure there are men who would pay non-trivial sums for a potato that's spent time in a sex worker's boot.
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The potato thing is back again? I remember that being a thing in the oughts. Woo-woo never truly dies.
On the bright side, I'm reasonably sure there are men who would pay non-trivial sums for a potato that's spent time in a sex worker's boot.
On the bright side, I'm reasonably sure there are men who would pay non-trivial sums for a potato that's spent time in a sex worker's boot.
Getting *them* so flustered that they keymash a slur that applies to them. I never let my traumabun live this down.
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Getting *them* so flustered that they keymash a slur that applies to them. I never let my traumabun live this down.