life, liberty, and the pursuit of a corner of the internet on which to be horny. the founding fathers wanted this for us.

that does seem like Threads biggest big-picture flaw — there is a reason why my ig and twitter handles have always been different. there’s some crossover of followers, sure, but family and coworkers are not allowed near the twitter.

it’s toasted, i’ll tell ya that much

4 the lulz