Kevin Ford
@easywind.bsky.social
"History's page will be neatly carved in stone.
The future's here, we are it, we are on our own.”
-John Perry Barlow
The future's here, we are it, we are on our own.”
-John Perry Barlow
“The original version of segment had informed the network of changes on Saturday and that a new version would be sent” is what this sentence says.
Bummer to see that the self-injurious practice of no longer teaching 3rd graders how to diagram sentences has bled north of the border.
Bummer to see that the self-injurious practice of no longer teaching 3rd graders how to diagram sentences has bled north of the border.
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“The original version of segment had informed the network of changes on Saturday and that a new version would be sent” is what this sentence says.
Bummer to see that the self-injurious practice of no longer teaching 3rd graders how to diagram sentences has bled north of the border.
Bummer to see that the self-injurious practice of no longer teaching 3rd graders how to diagram sentences has bled north of the border.
“The data {plural} we present paints {singular} an incongruent {wrong word} picture.”
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
“The data {plural} we present paints {singular} an incongruent {wrong word} picture.”
This dangling modifier is openly striking the sanity of every 8th-grade English teacher in the country.
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This dangling modifier is openly striking the sanity of every 8th-grade English teacher in the country.
Wait 'till she finds out whose birthday is coming up next month. 🎄🎅
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Wait 'till she finds out whose birthday is coming up next month. 🎄🎅
I see what you did there. 😎
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I see what you did there. 😎
Well, sure, a month in jail is tough, but think of those poor employees. /
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Well, sure, a month in jail is tough, but think of those poor employees. /
Caesarism would be a step up.
October 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Caesarism would be a step up.
Meditating on redwoods while shaded by maples.
October 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Meditating on redwoods while shaded by maples.
Well, in one case, you needn’t imagine it.
September 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Well, in one case, you needn’t imagine it.
From Newsday, 1999:
September 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
From Newsday, 1999:
Noted investigative journalist “Casey D. Parisi”.
September 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Noted investigative journalist “Casey D. Parisi”.
One of the world’s foremost? 🤔
August 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
One of the world’s foremost? 🤔
There are no demands (yet). Phil misread the article to which he linked.
August 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
There are no demands (yet). Phil misread the article to which he linked.
White House: “We can’t host people from other countries without having to install an unsightly temporary structure approximately 100 yards from the main entrance.”
Half the school districts in America:
“You don’t say.”
Half the school districts in America:
“You don’t say.”
August 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
White House: “We can’t host people from other countries without having to install an unsightly temporary structure approximately 100 yards from the main entrance.”
Half the school districts in America:
“You don’t say.”
Half the school districts in America:
“You don’t say.”
Whoever it was apparently thinks it’s still 1920 in New York.
July 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Whoever it was apparently thinks it’s still 1920 in New York.
What would be a proportionate number? 🤔
July 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What would be a proportionate number? 🤔
Hell, Lake Como ain’t Lake friggin Como.
July 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hell, Lake Como ain’t Lake friggin Como.
In this particular case, it’s a “passionate” writer who thinks the plural of “medium” is “mediums”.
July 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In this particular case, it’s a “passionate” writer who thinks the plural of “medium” is “mediums”.
