Steph
@easyecchymosis.bsky.social
Doing it for the plot. 🤷🏳️🌈✌️🇵🇸 ⚧️
Last night I had a dream that I was trying to rest/sleep and it was torture, but I get it brain. WE TIRED. 🥱 😴 😪
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Last night I had a dream that I was trying to rest/sleep and it was torture, but I get it brain. WE TIRED. 🥱 😴 😪
While standing at the bus stop, street side at the post, the bus driver started to stop, and then rolled forward another 30-50ft as if it were some kind of cruel joke to almost leave me in waiting.
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
While standing at the bus stop, street side at the post, the bus driver started to stop, and then rolled forward another 30-50ft as if it were some kind of cruel joke to almost leave me in waiting.
Turns out I was born during a Mercury Retrograde; that makes so much sense if you know me.
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Turns out I was born during a Mercury Retrograde; that makes so much sense if you know me.
I had a hard day, excuse me while I look at my hidden photo album full of images of my ex that I’m still madly in love with.
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I had a hard day, excuse me while I look at my hidden photo album full of images of my ex that I’m still madly in love with.
There’s nothing wrong with have two therapists right?
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
There’s nothing wrong with have two therapists right?
Really grateful that I’m over 14 months sober from alcohol & cannabis, especially considering the BC Union strikes that have carried on over the past couple months.
October 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Really grateful that I’m over 14 months sober from alcohol & cannabis, especially considering the BC Union strikes that have carried on over the past couple months.
I dreamt about jelly donuts, and I woke up having bit my damn lip.
October 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I dreamt about jelly donuts, and I woke up having bit my damn lip.
Which is worse: A preachy vegan, or an omnivore making fun of vegan food?
September 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Which is worse: A preachy vegan, or an omnivore making fun of vegan food?
Shout out to the person on the JJ Bean patio in their housecoat and slides 🫡
June 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Shout out to the person on the JJ Bean patio in their housecoat and slides 🫡
Firefighters > Police Officers
May 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Firefighters > Police Officers
Can’t post anything today that is not intended to be a joke.
April 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Can’t post anything today that is not intended to be a joke.
Maybe Jesus was even omnisexual??? 🤔
March 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Maybe Jesus was even omnisexual??? 🤔
Jesus was just journaling y’all.
March 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Jesus was just journaling y’all.
Jesus was probably asexual.
March 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Jesus was probably asexual.
Ella Purnell has Brittany Murphy energy, but it’s British. She’s British Murphy.
March 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Ella Purnell has Brittany Murphy energy, but it’s British. She’s British Murphy.
Who’s in their mid 30s and had a Gusher fruit snack for dessert (it was me)?
March 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Who’s in their mid 30s and had a Gusher fruit snack for dessert (it was me)?
Walking in public wearing my girlfriend’s well-worn large Carhartt hoodie, and so many people must imagine that it’s my boyfriend’s, but no; My gay ass would never.
March 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Walking in public wearing my girlfriend’s well-worn large Carhartt hoodie, and so many people must imagine that it’s my boyfriend’s, but no; My gay ass would never.
Sometimes I wonder if couples decide to “get pregnant” to just rekindle their sex lives.
March 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sometimes I wonder if couples decide to “get pregnant” to just rekindle their sex lives.
I take (like) the original edit, and I raise you a remix.
February 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I take (like) the original edit, and I raise you a remix.
Short Distance Pillow Talk.
February 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Short Distance Pillow Talk.
I’ve earned a little brain rot as a treat.
February 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I’ve earned a little brain rot as a treat.
Girls in short skirt school unis feels like conditioning for suffering in this weather.
February 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Girls in short skirt school unis feels like conditioning for suffering in this weather.