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Easy-Bake Coven
@easybakecoven.bsky.social
🇨🇴🇺🇸 | garbage music connoisseur

ramblings/reviews:
https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/easybakecoven/
There’s people who wind up really surprised by their Replay or Wrapped results.

Couldn’t be me dawg.
December 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
In other news, my car didn’t die on me afterwards this time
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I just now found out the guy who nabbed the setlist apparently took this candid pic of me belting out the lyrics to the new record’s title track with C.T.

Shoutout to that dude.
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Much love to the bands that showed up, to C.T. for regaling me with tales of Jim Dandy lore and to my aforementioned friends for braving through that much distortion for the first time.
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I somehow convinced three of my non-metalhead friends to see Rwake raise hell last night.
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Someone has been taking my beers away from my room
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Wishing you all a splendid Indigenous Peoples’ Day
October 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I normally don’t relish in spite for too long because it tends to be spiritually corrosive.

But LORD almighty we all firing up the grill. Sometimes a simple “rip bozo” just doesn’t cover it.
October 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
October 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
God dammit not again
October 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Two Dans, separated by exactly thirty years to the day.
October 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Finally got the full ensemble experience from Destroyer, in all its vividness.
October 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Also many hails to John. The compliments to my vest were greatly appreciated.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Many hails to the program with the mouse
(and to the church organ in Halberstadt playing the unfathomably long John Cage piece).
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
They agree
September 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Shoutout to Ethan Marsh, who broke one of his strings, replaced it in less than two minutes and ripped the nastiest solo immediately after.
September 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Idk what the fuck happened yesterday, I was too busy Greepin’ out with my brother.
September 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Legendary record shop pull from earlier today.
Now I don’t have to pay out the ass for this thing because of Argentinian shipping costs.
September 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This is the second coming for hopelessly sad people (me)
July 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Through every era he lived in, he remained irreplaceable.

Glad your life was fulfilling, Prince of Darkness. You found out for yourself.

R.I.P OZZY
July 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“There he goes, one of God’s own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.

Too weird to live…and too rare to die.”
July 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Still can’t believe Ozzy played such a deep cut at his final show last night
July 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
that time of the year
July 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM