Black is best. (You may quote me.)

Amen, brother.

Imagine politicizing a stupid football game for Veterans Day, all for political hay-making theater.

One dead weight, literally standing next to the other.

What will I see next, the Democratic Party taking a cruise on the Titanic?

Kidding, of course. Looking good, Billy-Ray!

I don't know why you are kkkomplaining.

I remember this exact moment. We were at a Bennigan's in Chicago, having drinks before heading to the official DNC party. I said, "If he's got Florida, we've won."

One day, if I am ever president (of anything), I want a horn section.

God loves the horn section.

I have to say, pretty amazing how much people hate that guy. Which is to say, I've never met him or had any dealings with him, and even I don't like him. And I like everybody (generally speaking).

He must be a real turd.

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"Helicopters are circling around Oliver McCracken [Junior High in Skokie], the helicopter was hovering over my backyard as I was watching it trying to get video.

Thanks for giving voice to my inner thoughts, TV's Frank. Much appreciated!

Uh...it was dead long ago. Somebody should have pulled the plug.