Von Quixote
@eastcoastvon.bsky.social
The only reason I’m here, is because Tanya Randall got pregnant and decided not to come. 🤷🏾♂️
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Von Quixote
@eastcoastvon.bsky.social
· Nov 15
-ten things about eastcoastvon-
1. Baltimore vs. Y’all Whores - I love my city! Keep in mind, we shoot.
2. Thursday is my favorite day of the week.
3. I’m gon’ eat. In all contexts of the word.
4. I still don’t fuck with Lil’ Mo. Never will.
5. I LOVE DRU HILL! Can’t tell me *shit* about them.
1. Baltimore vs. Y’all Whores - I love my city! Keep in mind, we shoot.
2. Thursday is my favorite day of the week.
3. I’m gon’ eat. In all contexts of the word.
4. I still don’t fuck with Lil’ Mo. Never will.
5. I LOVE DRU HILL! Can’t tell me *shit* about them.
Have you ever seen your quarterback get sacked 35 times? I have.
September 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Have you ever seen your quarterback get sacked 35 times? I have.
Lamar Jackson is currently the all-time leader in NFL history in Pass Rating (102.648)
He also has the most rush yards in history for a QB
He also has the most rush yards in history for a QB
September 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Lamar Jackson is currently the all-time leader in NFL history in Pass Rating (102.648)
He also has the most rush yards in history for a QB
He also has the most rush yards in history for a QB
I love my football team so much.
September 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I love my football team so much.
I want a summer boyfriend… June 16th - August 20th.
May 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I want a summer boyfriend… June 16th - August 20th.
I look good as shit tonight but I’m not feeling like any pictures.
See me out.
See me out.
May 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I look good as shit tonight but I’m not feeling like any pictures.
See me out.
See me out.
Jaleesa aged so much better than Whitley…
April 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Jaleesa aged so much better than Whitley…
This deserved a tweet: Kori King tore that “360” lip sync UP! Bitch was MOVING!
April 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This deserved a tweet: Kori King tore that “360” lip sync UP! Bitch was MOVING!
JUSTICE FOR TOOT!!!
April 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
JUSTICE FOR TOOT!!!
May and June can’t come and go fast enough.. I swear…
March 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
May and June can’t come and go fast enough.. I swear…
I’m probably gon be someone’s boyfriend by time my birthday gets here…
I’m almost certain of it…
I’m almost certain of it…
March 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I’m probably gon be someone’s boyfriend by time my birthday gets here…
I’m almost certain of it…
I’m almost certain of it…
“I’m from Baltimore, that’s why.”
March 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
“I’m from Baltimore, that’s why.”
The big meat dudes love a lil nipple play… I wonder what’s the correlation 🤔🤔🤔
March 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The big meat dudes love a lil nipple play… I wonder what’s the correlation 🤔🤔🤔
🤭🤭 @urbanelegance.bsky.social - you really had the keys on you!!! They were enraged!!
March 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
🤭🤭 @urbanelegance.bsky.social - you really had the keys on you!!! They were enraged!!
I was tonight at karaoke years old when I learned that Luda says “here’s a pillow, bite that..” in “Lovers & Friends”
I’d been saying “here’s a pillow, fight back.”
I’d been saying “here’s a pillow, fight back.”
March 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I was tonight at karaoke years old when I learned that Luda says “here’s a pillow, bite that..” in “Lovers & Friends”
I’d been saying “here’s a pillow, fight back.”
I’d been saying “here’s a pillow, fight back.”
My friends get in pics with me and wanna show personality 🙄🙄🙄 - nah nigga, serve that face card so my baby fawva can ask who you are… tf
March 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My friends get in pics with me and wanna show personality 🙄🙄🙄 - nah nigga, serve that face card so my baby fawva can ask who you are… tf
Is this RHOA or The Handmaid’s Tale?
March 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Is this RHOA or The Handmaid’s Tale?
The football team in Pittsburgh is literally crashing and burning.
I am so satisfied.
I am so satisfied.
March 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The football team in Pittsburgh is literally crashing and burning.
I am so satisfied.
I am so satisfied.
7, 10, 11.
February 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
7, 10, 11.
I am calling on every fan of the Baltimore Ravens… here and abroad..
We’ll need to go to #TheBank and protest if they bring Brandon Stephens back to this city.
We’ll need to go to #TheBank and protest if they bring Brandon Stephens back to this city.
February 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I am calling on every fan of the Baltimore Ravens… here and abroad..
We’ll need to go to #TheBank and protest if they bring Brandon Stephens back to this city.
We’ll need to go to #TheBank and protest if they bring Brandon Stephens back to this city.
My Goodies? Not my goodies.
My Soul? De La.
My Earth!? Wind and Fire
February 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My Goodies? Not my goodies.
I need that BHM Washington Capitals jersey.
So bad.
So bad.
February 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I need that BHM Washington Capitals jersey.
So bad.
So bad.
I bet he with him right now, on it. I know he with him right now..
February 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I bet he with him right now, on it. I know he with him right now..