George, I love your work and your take on life but sadly I'm going to have to stop following you. Too many links to this dreadful website with its corny clickbait headlines.

Which of the 5 tips do you have an issue with?

Not just a pic - a work of art!

For a moment there I thought that, after all these years, there might be a new Carry On film out. Turns out it's something quite different.