You must’ve gotten sent to the modern world somehow. Sounds like your Sanji and Luffy are different than me

Say…would my pirate counterpart also be married to a blonde woman named Emily? 5’6”, blue eyes, gorgeous as hell

*Buggy, now isn’t the time to gush over your wife*

Who are you?

Yeah, because I’m not a pirate. I pretend to play one for children’s birthday parties, that’s about it

Yeah, Sanji’s another friend of mine. He’s my wife’s best friends. I have photos, if you need proof

We met through my wife. He’s another musician. He’s performed with us

…Luffy? I know a guy named Luffy, he’s one of Sanji’s friends

Look, I think you got me confused with someone else. I ain’t no captain of anything. I’m a guitarist in a band with my wife and friends

Maybe there’s another Buggy you’re getting me confused with

Hey, whoa!

*Buggy jumps backwards, startled by…a little reindeer? And it’s (( talking ? ))

Oh, jeez. He’s gotta lay off the weed for a while*

What’s with the aggression?!

I should add that this was screenshotted on @hidinginhereyes.bsky.social before I blocked them on her

Always appreciated

I know Emily was excited that you got to introduce us. Nice change of pace

…oh, right. Yeesh, my memory is getting bad. Sorry about that

We were happy that you made it, either way. We always love seeing you in the crowd