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Evie 💋💫🔞💕
@earthviavenus.bsky.social
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Take me to your leader 👽💨 alien priestess, creative mastermind, erotic artist, former cult leader, pocket domme 💔 she or they are okay | not for minors 18+ [I'm 30+] all across the internet: allmylinks.com/earthviavenus
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Be Good Out There, Folks.

Happy Valentine's Day!
Image of a red, heart-shaped condom in a clear and silver wrapper. Text: happy Valentine's day!
February 14, 2024 at 6:51 AM
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Me @ all my faves

(Who aren't on BS)

Wanna become a fave?
White text on a pink background (with hearts and stars). Text: if you jerked off to my pics then you owe me a Valentine's present.
February 7, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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Reintroduction!

Name: E.V. "Evie" Venus
Title: Priestess
Age: 32
Pronouns: she or they
Location: PNW, US, Outer Space
Hobbies: kink, art, crafts, miniatures, reading, writing, editing, dreaming

Discord: not on it much anymore but you can find me as "earthviavenus" all across the internet 💫
A ginger woman dressed in black dress and corset is holding a small gray male figurine. She is wearing patterned black stockings and red heeled booties.
February 7, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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I thought of this (and went on a pretty pleasant journey of cats in tubs to find this exact picture)
A dozen or more young shorthair kittens of various colors and patterns all in a dry bathtub. There is a saucer of what looks like milk (which is not actually good for cats as far as I know).
February 7, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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What's your sign?
A black and white photograph of a gated graveyard. A tall sign reads: romance cemetery, established 1880.
January 30, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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Spent the long weekend out of town and off of phone world getting sexy and kinky with fellow freaks. I am feeling very refreshed and looking forward to February! 💕
Priestess Evie stands in a large mirror taking a selfie. She is wearing tall socks, boxer briefs, a bra and cozy cardigan.
January 16, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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Here goes.

Call me WEED.
A screenshot of a Spotify account playing the album Weedkiller by Ashnikko.
January 16, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Me:
A simple cartoon image of a cute cat with big pouty eyes. The cat is cross armed and teary-eyed. Text: me trying to be nonchalant.
January 16, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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Quote this with a pic where you feel like a powerful being
Priestess Evie towers above a tiny gray male figurine. She pretends to be stomping him under her socked foot. Beneath them is a rug that looks like planet earth.
January 10, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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If you see this, post robot(s)

I've been training for four years...
Vintage magazine cover displaying an illustration of two silver robots kissing. The magazine title is Metal Hurlant and the main article is listed as Special Robot. The remaining text is not in English.
January 9, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Watch For
Flying Saucers
And Skanks
Old photograph of a sign in black and white. Text: watch for flying saucers and skanks.
January 5, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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Hello, are you aware of The Slime phenomenon?
Screenshot of a post by tumblr user porcelain-rob0t. Text: having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants [smiley emoji] check it right now [smiley emoji] you might be getting your period [smiley emoji] hey bestie i think youre bleeding [smiley emoji]" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG [red x emoji] its The Slime
January 4, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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Seeing every artist recap of 2023 was hard. I knew I didn't have enough art to do it myself. I knew I had little to show. 2023 was such a bleak year...

But I don't need to define myself by 2023. It's gone, after all, and I'm still here.

[Cont.]
A grid of 9 digital drawings of various styles, in a range of vibrant colors. The center one is a self-portrait of Priestess Evie. The drawings are mostly portraits of humans or humanoids, with the exception of one giant Kafkaesque bug.
January 4, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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me (flirting)
Black embroidered text on a white background. Text: "Enjoy me, I may never pass this way again."
January 1, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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💫 HAPPY 💫
New Years
💫 EVIE! 💫
Selfie of Priestess Evie towering over a rug that looks like the planet Earth. She is wearing a very dark blue dress and you can see alluringly down the front of it. Text: Happy New Years Evie.
December 31, 2023 at 9:03 PM
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Repost with your earliest crush from tv/film.

It's always been HER
Publicity shot of Jane Fonda as Barbarella. She's wearing a white outfit and holding some sort of gun.
December 30, 2023 at 6:08 PM
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without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?
Pixel drawing of a cute anime girl at a computer desk holding a hammer. Text: destroy the internet.
December 28, 2023 at 8:02 PM
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Proof of existence.

I want to believe.🛸
Priestess Evie is sucking on a lollipop while wearing a white tank top snd blue pencil skirt. Behind her is a starry backdrop.
December 27, 2023 at 12:36 AM
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brain's haunted send memes
A cycle of a upside down cockroach turning into a worm turning into a clown turning into a bloodied figure. Text: how was your day?
December 27, 2023 at 12:15 AM
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Me and my nonexistent mutuals.
Low quality image of a smoking pink joint. Text in pink: you've been passed the virtual joint!
December 27, 2023 at 12:00 AM
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Merry Christmas Evie 💕🎄💫

It's not too late to land on my nice list. ⤵️
An edited photograph of Priestess Evie in her Santa Claus lingerie, holding a tiny gray male figure propped up on her bra.
December 25, 2023 at 4:44 AM
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💫🌌😈🪐
A pink mermaid sits on a ring of a planet. A shirtless vampire with top surgery scars is surrounded by floating pools of blood in zero gravity. A green gorgon pin-up poses on a bunk bed. A red, horned demon poses while smoking.
December 23, 2023 at 2:59 AM
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I'm checking the naughty list twice.
Priestess Evie dressed up in lingerie and Santa outfit. An overlay of a blank naughty list is ready for names.
December 22, 2023 at 10:33 PM
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The things you don't see.

Let your imagination run wild.

Or explore one of my many temples. ⤵️
Priestess Evie in a glitched photograph wearing a blue skirt and white top. There is a starry background.
December 21, 2023 at 5:52 PM
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The world belongs to them now.
Picture of brown rabbits in a grassy hillside. Text: this world is inhabited by creatures known as bunnies.
December 20, 2023 at 4:25 PM