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Doug
@earthshattering.bsky.social
Just living life
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
나는 오늘 아침에 일칙 일어났어서 고추장 불고기 삼각김밥을 요리했어요! 참 맛있어요!

Woke up early this morning and made gochujang bulgogi triangle kimbap!

These babies look legit. Like I just walked into a GS25 convenience store in Korea and bought them. 😋😋😋
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
October 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
These people aren’t 8 year olds making offensive remarks because they’re imitating what they heard from an adult.

These are fucking full grown adults who know better and are responsible for their own words.
October 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Last night, Cubby and Gimlet were playing with the rope toy together. After a while, Cubby went to his button board and hit the “Gimlet” button.

Then he paused for a moment. And then hit the “love you” button.
October 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
September 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I don’t have feelings to hurt, but he does. You’re going to make him cry.
September 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In the 1980s, they put stuff like this into children's movies and then told kids, "Just say no. Don't do drugs."
September 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This little turd farted on me. And then he had the nerve to run to the button board and hit the “hungry” button.

Yeah. Now that you let some of that noxious burnt-toxic waste smelling gas out of your tummy, you got room for a little snack, huh?
September 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Look at what came in the mail today! A thorough sniff check by security has determined that there are no treats present.

@reazlepuff.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m trapped. Someone send me a sandwich.
August 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ezri upon receiving the news that she has been promoted from princess to queen.

She shall henceforth be styled as, “Her royal majesty, Queen Floppy Ears”.

Long live the queen. Still punk as fuck.
August 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Quoth the raven ...
August 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is what it looks like when your dog judges you for cleaning out the ranch sauce container.
August 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Warm peach cobbler and ice cream.

Words cannot express how good this is.
August 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
August 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'm on a fog / animated mist kick this week apparently.
August 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
On my way home from work today.
July 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Mists of dreams drip along the nascent echo and love no more. End of line.
July 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Basestar
July 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Procrastination naps
July 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Resistance is futile.
July 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
In all my years of conquest … violence … slaughter … it was never personal. But I’ll tell you now- what I’m about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet, I’m going to enjoy it. Very, very much.
July 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Excuse me. Are you aware it’s your bed time?
July 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
뛰어!
July 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM