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Read "but family secrets test their fresh start" in a film synopsis and had to check the genre to see if that meant family drama or demonic summoning. Only "drama" was listed so assuming the former.
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Tom Steyer entering the California governor's race like "I'm not like a regular billionaire. I'm a cool billionaire."
December 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
HVAC repair person described diagnosing my heater as "fighting demons" so I'm sure this will be interesting.
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just opened up web dev tools and edited a page's styles so it wasn't confining an article to 610px. On my 4k monitor. With literally nothing but empty space on either side. Mother. Fucker.
September 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I was trying to remember how the thing with wasps and figs worked, so I looked it up and it's even weirder than I thought.

Nonetheless, figs are delicious.
August 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Reposted by Dave
yeah I'll incorporate AI into my workflow. the workflow of my butt
August 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Learning to accept only necessary cookies in several languages!
August 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
More often than probably makes sense, I think about the Kings 2014 playoff series against the Sharks, where they were down 3 games to 0, then came back and won the series 4 games to 3.
August 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I re-watched this a couple years ago and it holds up. Great film.

It makes sense that none of this was filmed in actual caves because how the hell would you do that but also wow!

letterboxd.com/journal/neil...
Primal Fear: writer-director Neil Marshall on the twentieth anniversary of his claustrophobic caving horror, The Descent • Journal • A Letterboxd Magazine
As The Descent turns twenty, writer-director Neil Marshall talks to Isaac Feldberg about his subterranean creature feature—one of the scariest movies ever made—and why the original ending is superior ...
letterboxd.com
July 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Me: "Maybe I want more out of life than being a sex robot."

Dia: "Like what? Being a sex robot IN SPACE?"

Me: "No... well... yeah"
May 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Wait hang on the X-Files is trending? I'm back, baby!
May 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
May 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I assumed after this that the video I was linked was a parody thing, but it was not. They just straight up forgot to fill out the template.
May 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My wife's not watching the game with me but this girl is.
April 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
April 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
April 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Surely I am not the first with this thought...
April 18, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Found an empty subdirectory of my music directory named "itunes is fucking dumb" and while I could not tell you the exact thoughts going through my head at the time when I created it, I distinctly remember the raw emotion of the moment.
April 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
If I'm out of free articles, then why are there ads on your site? 😒
April 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
New skeleton in the neighborhood. This is the second one I saw while walking the dog today.
April 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
káva
April 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is the real stuff. The spice of life.
A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
April 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Was walking the dog and some kids soccer ball got away from them, so I kicked it back and accidentally bounced it off a parked Tesla. Am I on a terrorist watchlist now?
March 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM