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Really good rapport on stage
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The ideas and engineers gave themselves the $400mm valuation! Webvan gave themselves the $5B valuation! No money behind them at all!
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Of course, it's only a matter of time until they're needed because people degrade their brains so much
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Donald Trump posture
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Being a shithead pays well, whether it's transphobia or racism.
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is the baseline for any good chicken soup
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Someone else pointed out bill Watterson did it first
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Specially trained machine learning with opportunities for early career users to train to their needs would in fact be very useful in many lines of work, but instead they're offered ai chat bots trained on all the garbage of the Internet
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I agree with this somewhat, but then there's ones like Jonathan Weissmann who are really annoying in different ways but I can't imagine they think it's a way the audience would like?
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm leaning towards believing everyone saying purple is trolling.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Sorry but anyone saying the purple end is thinking of it as an eggplant and not as a penis. The green end is the tip, even if it's only due to the orientation of the eggplant in the image. (Which would be eliding the visual similarity to the glans as well as the circumference gradient.)
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Rundle E releases one from the burden. Losing is priced in.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Two ny billionaire heiresses.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Yakov Smirnov voice: doll grooms you
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I simply don't form parasocial relationships with public figures, be they politicians or celebrities. Built different.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The pig portion of vodka sauce is definitely optional (though very common)
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Nora ephron and Carl bernstein
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Always has been meme
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Soaked in boiling water? I've never heard of this
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
But if wine, finger lakes gruner
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Genny cream
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Not to mention the way AWS facilitates fraud
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM