My Internet Identity
@earlgreytea68.bsky.social
The same as I ever was: lots of writing, lots of complaining. But almost never complaining about writing.
This headline makes me think of that Seinfeld episode where Kramer pretends to be the Moviefone computer
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This headline makes me think of that Seinfeld episode where Kramer pretends to be the Moviefone computer
Ah, yes, "Charlotte's Web," the book where the spider writes "Take this pig away" in her web, right? Am I getting that right?
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ah, yes, "Charlotte's Web," the book where the spider writes "Take this pig away" in her web, right? Am I getting that right?
Imagine sending me a $5 coupon in error, and instead of honoring it, sending me the next day an email saying, "We messed up, there is no coupon." Capitalism, everybody! Definitely gets consumers the best service!
July 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Imagine sending me a $5 coupon in error, and instead of honoring it, sending me the next day an email saying, "We messed up, there is no coupon." Capitalism, everybody! Definitely gets consumers the best service!
"Why would an American corporation act like the country has free speech and allows things to be said that might upset the President?"
May 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"Why would an American corporation act like the country has free speech and allows things to be said that might upset the President?"
Wait, not using your brain anymore turns out to have repercussions for the use of your brain????? This is so weird??????
February 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Wait, not using your brain anymore turns out to have repercussions for the use of your brain????? This is so weird??????
Everyone, the companies that built their products by stealing all of our data are really worried that someone stole all of THEIR data!!!!!
January 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Everyone, the companies that built their products by stealing all of our data are really worried that someone stole all of THEIR data!!!!!
This is such a blessing of fanfiction communities that should always be nurtured and encouraged: Leave your writers comments! Fic is always a conversation and that's made me such a better writer.
November 21, 2024 at 3:26 AM
This is such a blessing of fanfiction communities that should always be nurtured and encouraged: Leave your writers comments! Fic is always a conversation and that's made me such a better writer.
Gonna start using "not even Elon Musk" in as meaningless a way as it is used in this headline.
No one, not even Elon Musk, could clean my bathroom better than it looks now.
No one, not even Elon Musk, could bake a better chocolate cake than I just did.
Etc.
No one, not even Elon Musk, could clean my bathroom better than it looks now.
No one, not even Elon Musk, could bake a better chocolate cake than I just did.
Etc.
November 17, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Gonna start using "not even Elon Musk" in as meaningless a way as it is used in this headline.
No one, not even Elon Musk, could clean my bathroom better than it looks now.
No one, not even Elon Musk, could bake a better chocolate cake than I just did.
Etc.
No one, not even Elon Musk, could clean my bathroom better than it looks now.
No one, not even Elon Musk, could bake a better chocolate cake than I just did.
Etc.
"I've got an idea for one of those Christmas movies."
"Yeah? What's it about?"
"A snowman who comes to life."
"Is the snowman hot?"
"Of course he is."
"So he's hot Frosty?"
"Bingo."
"What should we call the movie?"
"Hot Frosty."
"Is that too on the nose?"
"...Nah."
"Yeah? What's it about?"
"A snowman who comes to life."
"Is the snowman hot?"
"Of course he is."
"So he's hot Frosty?"
"Bingo."
"What should we call the movie?"
"Hot Frosty."
"Is that too on the nose?"
"...Nah."
November 14, 2024 at 1:56 AM
"I've got an idea for one of those Christmas movies."
"Yeah? What's it about?"
"A snowman who comes to life."
"Is the snowman hot?"
"Of course he is."
"So he's hot Frosty?"
"Bingo."
"What should we call the movie?"
"Hot Frosty."
"Is that too on the nose?"
"...Nah."
"Yeah? What's it about?"
"A snowman who comes to life."
"Is the snowman hot?"
"Of course he is."
"So he's hot Frosty?"
"Bingo."
"What should we call the movie?"
"Hot Frosty."
"Is that too on the nose?"
"...Nah."
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #447,179!
September 18, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #447,179!
Is that what we're doing now? Calling them the 10s? I'm against this. I think we shouldn't call them the 10s, we should permanently call the entire decade "last year."
February 8, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Is that what we're doing now? Calling them the 10s? I'm against this. I think we shouldn't call them the 10s, we should permanently call the entire decade "last year."
Going to start a collection of headlines that are mindboggling.
February 7, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Going to start a collection of headlines that are mindboggling.
Look I think scrooge is genuinely hilarious, I kind of love him hahaha. Is this Dickens's intention?????
December 3, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Look I think scrooge is genuinely hilarious, I kind of love him hahaha. Is this Dickens's intention?????
Okay it's this kind of nonsense that makes everyone think about Dickens getting paid by the word but I like how Dr. Seuss it all is!
December 3, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Okay it's this kind of nonsense that makes everyone think about Dickens getting paid by the word but I like how Dr. Seuss it all is!
I love this because if there's any industry that should be aspirational because of how much consumers adore their experience with it, it's the airline industry, as we all know
December 3, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I love this because if there's any industry that should be aspirational because of how much consumers adore their experience with it, it's the airline industry, as we all know
Like, look at this simile. "like a bad lobster in a dark cellar" what????? Look there is probably some Victorian explanation for this comparison but I don't want to know what it is because this is bona fide hilarious to me, WHAT WAS DICKENS EVEN ON?????
December 3, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Like, look at this simile. "like a bad lobster in a dark cellar" what????? Look there is probably some Victorian explanation for this comparison but I don't want to know what it is because this is bona fide hilarious to me, WHAT WAS DICKENS EVEN ON?????
But god....what????
December 3, 2024 at 8:04 PM
But god....what????
Copley Wentz waiting for me to join him in bed lol
December 3, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Copley Wentz waiting for me to join him in bed lol
Switched out from Halloween to Thanksgiving.
December 3, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Switched out from Halloween to Thanksgiving.
Copley was a miserable pumpkin lol
December 3, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Copley was a miserable pumpkin lol
Mysterious cypher above a church door near my house.
December 3, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Mysterious cypher above a church door near my house.
On days when I don't teach, the best time of the morning is when I work in bed so Copley can snuggle up close to me.
December 3, 2024 at 9:05 PM
On days when I don't teach, the best time of the morning is when I work in bed so Copley can snuggle up close to me.
This catalog is selling a wing of Icarus sculpture and I feel like this is what a James bond villain has hanging over his fireplace. "oh that? That's just the wing of Icarus. I had it retrieved from the sea after it melted off his body and he plummeted to his death."
December 3, 2024 at 9:10 PM
This catalog is selling a wing of Icarus sculpture and I feel like this is what a James bond villain has hanging over his fireplace. "oh that? That's just the wing of Icarus. I had it retrieved from the sea after it melted off his body and he plummeted to his death."
dying laughing
December 3, 2024 at 9:10 PM
dying laughing