Someone in Infosec find and hire this person immediately. Patience, researching on his own, bypassing controls, delivering findings in a polite yet effective way… be still my heart. Hired. Hired. Hired. Then we teach them about RoE, but still, hired!

For those of you that feel tired all the time right now. Listen to this horse. You are not alone. The world is exhausting right now.

Adobe Acrobat isn’t bloatware and PDFs are perfectly safe.
Also PDFs:

Do I have good news for you! I’m the one that trimmed it because bluesky only allows one minute of video. Enjoy the second half.

True story: there is a high ranking DEF CON goon I went absolutely nuclear on because of a massive miscommunication that would have had me calling my boss to write a CHECK on a Sunday. In the moment I stopped after someone said something and did basically what you see in the video. 🧵

I have a two story home and a deep need for hundreds of feet of this track and the hangers. Yes, I’m an adult and no I will not be taking questions.

#PutTheWeaselBackInTheCollider

Welp, when the war with the machines starts at least we know what the first ground soldiers will look like. Forget the ride on part; watch the rest of the video. Now where did my EMP and thermite go?

This more or less perfectly articulates how I feel about any major news at this point.