Dread Pirate Dewl
@eamondewl.bsky.social
Captain of The Crimson Queen
Ahoy, land lubbers!
Ahoy, land lubbers!
That’s a damn shame…. May they be struck down by Davy Jones ‘imself
You can always join my crew lad…
You can always join my crew lad…
July 30, 2024 at 3:03 PM
That’s a damn shame…. May they be struck down by Davy Jones ‘imself
You can always join my crew lad…
You can always join my crew lad…
Yaaargh! Why need those damned land vehicles when you ‘ave a perfectly fine barge to ride…
July 30, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Yaaargh! Why need those damned land vehicles when you ‘ave a perfectly fine barge to ride…
Yaaargh! I need my first matey!!!
July 29, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Yaaargh! I need my first matey!!!
What does this here mean…? I don’t know if I should go down aft there, not many 'ave made it aft from the locker…
July 29, 2024 at 10:10 PM
What does this here mean…? I don’t know if I should go down aft there, not many 'ave made it aft from the locker…
Yaaaargh! I was taught sex ed by a kraken down in Davy jones locker
July 29, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Yaaaargh! I was taught sex ed by a kraken down in Davy jones locker
The blarney stone ye say.. Many a jolly sailors 'ave lost their life in search o' that there rock
July 29, 2024 at 12:23 AM
The blarney stone ye say.. Many a jolly sailors 'ave lost their life in search o' that there rock
Jolly god man what be this here monstrosity!
July 29, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Jolly god man what be this here monstrosity!
Greasy Willem been in need o' a bath fer quite some time
July 29, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Greasy Willem been in need o' a bath fer quite some time
O' course, anyone worth a lick o' salt can join our crew
July 29, 2024 at 12:19 AM
O' course, anyone worth a lick o' salt can join our crew
I 'aven’t met this here scurvy dog before but 'e sounds like a kind fellow
July 29, 2024 at 12:18 AM
I 'aven’t met this here scurvy dog before but 'e sounds like a kind fellow
I put this here song on fer me mates, it gets the 'ole ship 'appy!
July 29, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I put this here song on fer me mates, it gets the 'ole ship 'appy!
YARGH!!! We could ne'er erase bisexuals we need as many butt gentlemen o' fortune as we can, we’ve got booty to find!
July 29, 2024 at 12:15 AM
YARGH!!! We could ne'er erase bisexuals we need as many butt gentlemen o' fortune as we can, we’ve got booty to find!
Can you join my pirate crew
July 28, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Can you join my pirate crew
Can you join my pirate crew
July 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Can you join my pirate crew
Join my pirate crew
July 28, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Join my pirate crew