Eamon Paton-Usry
@eamon2please.bsky.social
Cohost of A Gay And His Enby @agayandhisenby.bsky.social ❤️💛💚💙💜 Openly Gay. Proud Democrat.
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TALK THAT SHIT, ZOHRAN! LET ‘EM KNOW!
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
TALK THAT SHIT, ZOHRAN! LET ‘EM KNOW!
Donald Trump less than a year into his dictatorial speed run:
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Donald Trump less than a year into his dictatorial speed run:
Stephen Miller being “hardcore” with a gangbanger:
October 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Stephen Miller being “hardcore” with a gangbanger:
Every single time they get stood up to in the slightest. Like clockwork.
September 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Every single time they get stood up to in the slightest. Like clockwork.
If I was that reporter:
July 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If I was that reporter:
June 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is the BEST instance of no one showing up to someone’s birthday party.
June 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is the BEST instance of no one showing up to someone’s birthday party.
Hey Stephen Miller.
June 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hey Stephen Miller.
Like shits largely fucked, but you got to take the wins when you get them.
June 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Like shits largely fucked, but you got to take the wins when you get them.
Joni Ernst’s constituents: “People are going to die.”
Joni Ernst:
Joni Ernst:
May 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Joni Ernst’s constituents: “People are going to die.”
Joni Ernst:
Joni Ernst:
Meghan with the last bit of John McCain’s legacy that’s keeping her from doing literally anything to get relevancy:
May 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Meghan with the last bit of John McCain’s legacy that’s keeping her from doing literally anything to get relevancy:
“I don’t get it. How could someone abandon all of their morals and principles that they have preached about…”
*gestures outwardly*
*gestures outwardly*
May 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“I don’t get it. How could someone abandon all of their morals and principles that they have preached about…”
*gestures outwardly*
*gestures outwardly*
The penguins on the Heard Islands:
May 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The penguins on the Heard Islands:
Karl Rove asserting that an administration is gaslighting the public? THAT Karl Rove?!
May 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Karl Rove asserting that an administration is gaslighting the public? THAT Karl Rove?!
Trump touching Joe Biden levels of disapproval in less than 100 days.
April 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Trump touching Joe Biden levels of disapproval in less than 100 days.
DOJ: “That’s when his power is at its strongest.”
Boasberg (In his head):
Boasberg (In his head):
March 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
DOJ: “That’s when his power is at its strongest.”
Boasberg (In his head):
Boasberg (In his head):
Judge Boasberg:
March 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Judge Boasberg:
Wait, so the anonymous insider sources from random accounts about the Democrats folding were just designed to rage bait people online and were based in nothing?
March 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Wait, so the anonymous insider sources from random accounts about the Democrats folding were just designed to rage bait people online and were based in nothing?
Trump said tens upon tens of things that were not only crazy, but deeply unpopular, including with his voters…
And you have chosen to spend your energy on *checks notes* Democrats to critique their *checks notes* ability to message. #SOTU
And you have chosen to spend your energy on *checks notes* Democrats to critique their *checks notes* ability to message. #SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Trump said tens upon tens of things that were not only crazy, but deeply unpopular, including with his voters…
And you have chosen to spend your energy on *checks notes* Democrats to critique their *checks notes* ability to message. #SOTU
And you have chosen to spend your energy on *checks notes* Democrats to critique their *checks notes* ability to message. #SOTU
Thank god they are so stupid.
February 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Thank god they are so stupid.