Oh, you mean the movie and not the book which goes into lurid detail about the wet sounds the stake makes as the young man stabs into the corpse of his former fiancee.

He has to share the bottom of the barrel with Virginia McCaskey

You can still get a truck with an 8ft bed and single row cab, but you will have to go into the dealership and special order it.

The manufacturers focus on producing the crew cab short beds because they are the most popular with suburban weekend warrior types and wannabes

Two weeks after I turned 40, I had to get bifocals, so there's that to look forward to also

I've never been to Ireland. I just assume that everyone there dances like this and will at a moment.

The dude can literally do no wrong since Kate Bishop accepted his proposal

"Let them eat cake"

Sounds like a "But Lincoln was a Republican, so Republicans aren't racist" level of unawareness regarding political eras

If the killer had been a cop we would have had quite a paradox. A real cat and buttered toast situation.

So, who gets sworn in on Jan 21? Vance?

Just run like you bought the shirt, and you owe it a finish