Salty Old Crow. Heavily drank, never sank.
@eaches.social
"I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way."
Trusty Shellback. Order of the Ditch.
Friend of DeSoto.
I don't need fun to have alcohol.
Trusty Shellback. Order of the Ditch.
Friend of DeSoto.
I don't need fun to have alcohol.
.... All I want for Christmas is....
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
.... All I want for Christmas is....
Happened to me on Sep 12th after 23 years of government service.
Working a security gig now while looking for something similar to my old IT job.
Working a security gig now while looking for something similar to my old IT job.
November 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Happened to me on Sep 12th after 23 years of government service.
Working a security gig now while looking for something similar to my old IT job.
Working a security gig now while looking for something similar to my old IT job.
Congratulations!
August 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Congratulations!
Been waiting on this for a bit.
Even bought some fireworks for the occasion.
Even bought some fireworks for the occasion.
August 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Been waiting on this for a bit.
Even bought some fireworks for the occasion.
Even bought some fireworks for the occasion.
I can dream of one, can't I?
August 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I can dream of one, can't I?
But..... magnets.....
August 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
But..... magnets.....
.... tariffs are “much more powerful” than magnets, China would be charged a “200% tariff or something” if leaders in the country “don’t give us magnets.” Trump insisted eventually the U.S. would have “so many [magnets] we won’t know what to do with them.
ANYONE else would have been removed by now.
ANYONE else would have been removed by now.
August 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
.... tariffs are “much more powerful” than magnets, China would be charged a “200% tariff or something” if leaders in the country “don’t give us magnets.” Trump insisted eventually the U.S. would have “so many [magnets] we won’t know what to do with them.
ANYONE else would have been removed by now.
ANYONE else would have been removed by now.
Ah yes....After that wonderful rose garden remodel. What an arbiter of taste dumb Donny is.
Epstein Files, please.
Epstein Files, please.
August 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Ah yes....After that wonderful rose garden remodel. What an arbiter of taste dumb Donny is.
Epstein Files, please.
Epstein Files, please.
I'd subscribe.
Willing to co-host Weekend Update. Will work for fries.
Willing to co-host Weekend Update. Will work for fries.
August 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'd subscribe.
Willing to co-host Weekend Update. Will work for fries.
Willing to co-host Weekend Update. Will work for fries.
When even Fox news admits you suck.... That's some next-level failure, right there.
August 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
When even Fox news admits you suck.... That's some next-level failure, right there.
"Now with 20% more artery and intestine!"
August 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"Now with 20% more artery and intestine!"
Well, sounds like real meat at least...
August 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Well, sounds like real meat at least...