Not me googling ‘do I have insomnia’ at 1:18am
March 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Not me googling ‘do I have insomnia’ at 1:18am
I was so busy taking care of everybody this morning that I forgot to charge my phone battery which is an apt metaphor I can’t deal with right now
March 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I was so busy taking care of everybody this morning that I forgot to charge my phone battery which is an apt metaphor I can’t deal with right now
IF FOGGY DOESN’T MAKE IT IM GOING TO BE FURIOUS
March 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
IF FOGGY DOESN’T MAKE IT IM GOING TO BE FURIOUS
WHERE IS MARCIE, FOGGY??
March 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
WHERE IS MARCIE, FOGGY??
It’s depressing that the main thing keeping me from taking the leap into full time freelance is my insurance coverage
March 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It’s depressing that the main thing keeping me from taking the leap into full time freelance is my insurance coverage
I miss the drama of landline phones
March 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I miss the drama of landline phones
I just ordered garlic knots, so yeah I’m feeling great rn
March 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I just ordered garlic knots, so yeah I’m feeling great rn
My first cartoon for The New Yorker!
March 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My first cartoon for The New Yorker!
I just did a full hour on the treadmill because about halfway through an unbelievably hot man got on the treadmill next to me. I need this motivation all the time.
February 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I just did a full hour on the treadmill because about halfway through an unbelievably hot man got on the treadmill next to me. I need this motivation all the time.
Nothing is stopping me from bleaching my eyebrows except common sense and the door
February 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Nothing is stopping me from bleaching my eyebrows except common sense and the door
I can’t tell if I’m cleaning because I want to or because I’m avoiding doing something else
February 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I can’t tell if I’m cleaning because I want to or because I’m avoiding doing something else
I’m an only child and even I know that family dynamic on white lotus is very wrong
February 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m an only child and even I know that family dynamic on white lotus is very wrong
Anyone else have a niche video account you like to watch but have no one else to talk about it? Mine is nishiyama daddy
February 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Anyone else have a niche video account you like to watch but have no one else to talk about it? Mine is nishiyama daddy
Last night someone told me that they bet I’m really fun in the club. I’m gonna be riding that high for a while.
February 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Last night someone told me that they bet I’m really fun in the club. I’m gonna be riding that high for a while.
Embrace the cringe, life is more fun that way.
February 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Embrace the cringe, life is more fun that way.
Mentally, I’m already on my way to Japan rn
February 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Mentally, I’m already on my way to Japan rn
Why does my apt hallway always smell like pizza after I go to the gym??
February 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Why does my apt hallway always smell like pizza after I go to the gym??
I bought anti-slip, food bowls, not because my cat knocks them over, but because I keep doing it.
February 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I bought anti-slip, food bowls, not because my cat knocks them over, but because I keep doing it.
I got called gen z today and idk how I feel about that
February 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I got called gen z today and idk how I feel about that
I had a dream that I was dating @bbnomula.bsky.social and it was incredible.
February 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I had a dream that I was dating @bbnomula.bsky.social and it was incredible.
Idk how you morning workout people do it, I went before work today and I’m ready to pass out
February 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Idk how you morning workout people do it, I went before work today and I’m ready to pass out
Okay, who did this to Lincoln again??
December 27, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Okay, who did this to Lincoln again??
Okay, who did this to Lincoln again??
December 27, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Okay, who did this to Lincoln again??