ethan
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Helen DeWitt when Hank LeDumbass walks in
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Helen DeWitt when Hank LeDumbass walks in
Reposted by ethan
every day i go to the merovingian's restaurant and they always ask me what i want like it isn't obvious i want the fucking cake that makes me cum again
March 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
every day i go to the merovingian's restaurant and they always ask me what i want like it isn't obvious i want the fucking cake that makes me cum again
A world where you can gamble on everything causes a degradation of trust/an increase in suspicion towards everything.
You can literally assume an ulterior, greed-driven conspiracy for anything that happens and it seems less and less unreasonable to do so.
You can literally assume an ulterior, greed-driven conspiracy for anything that happens and it seems less and less unreasonable to do so.
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A world where you can gamble on everything causes a degradation of trust/an increase in suspicion towards everything.
You can literally assume an ulterior, greed-driven conspiracy for anything that happens and it seems less and less unreasonable to do so.
You can literally assume an ulterior, greed-driven conspiracy for anything that happens and it seems less and less unreasonable to do so.
Tune of ABBA winner takes it all: digging me a hole/hoping that I die there.
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Tune of ABBA winner takes it all: digging me a hole/hoping that I die there.
Things a sane guy might say in the grocery line such as "you blueberries are such little troublemakers."
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Things a sane guy might say in the grocery line such as "you blueberries are such little troublemakers."
Thomas pynchon 1922 version ponyboy would include the lines, sorrowfully crooned "I wish I could dance with you/but I only prance its true/coz I'm just a little/pony boy ([descending harmony] a little pony booooooy)"
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Thomas pynchon 1922 version ponyboy would include the lines, sorrowfully crooned "I wish I could dance with you/but I only prance its true/coz I'm just a little/pony boy ([descending harmony] a little pony booooooy)"
Nuzzi? The monster that teaches various languages to English speaking children as young as 2 using immersion techniques and whimsy?
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Nuzzi? The monster that teaches various languages to English speaking children as young as 2 using immersion techniques and whimsy?
guy named Adorno who really likes decorating.
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
guy named Adorno who really likes decorating.
2003 talkbass forum post regarding Fieldy of Korn
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
2003 talkbass forum post regarding Fieldy of Korn
what are some good use cases for Evil?
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
what are some good use cases for Evil?
body keeping the score implies body leaderboards
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
body keeping the score implies body leaderboards
After all that NO ONE VOTED?
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
After all that NO ONE VOTED?
Liz cheney's Google searches:
Dancing crabs
Dancing computer crabs beach
Dancing crabs what mean?
Hell real?
Dancing crabs
Dancing computer crabs beach
Dancing crabs what mean?
Hell real?
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Liz cheney's Google searches:
Dancing crabs
Dancing computer crabs beach
Dancing crabs what mean?
Hell real?
Dancing crabs
Dancing computer crabs beach
Dancing crabs what mean?
Hell real?
Airhead asks what if taffy was kinda pithy
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Airhead asks what if taffy was kinda pithy
with few exceptions every major innovation for humanity has also been a major innovation for cockroach society also. I mean this neutrally.
November 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
with few exceptions every major innovation for humanity has also been a major innovation for cockroach society also. I mean this neutrally.
girl must be from Tau Boötis b (strongest magnetic fiels planet) the way i am drawn to you
& if you go there that is also what happens
& if you go there that is also what happens
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
girl must be from Tau Boötis b (strongest magnetic fiels planet) the way i am drawn to you
& if you go there that is also what happens
& if you go there that is also what happens
*almost gets hit by a car* that guy must be from MOA-bin-29Lb where nobody can fuckin see (star w/ faintest apparent magnitude with a planet)
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
*almost gets hit by a car* that guy must be from MOA-bin-29Lb where nobody can fuckin see (star w/ faintest apparent magnitude with a planet)
Man that guys wired whats up with him?
Oh him he just got back from Kepler-62f...where they give you breaking bad super meth
Oh him he just got back from Kepler-62f...where they give you breaking bad super meth
November 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Man that guys wired whats up with him?
Oh him he just got back from Kepler-62f...where they give you breaking bad super meth
Oh him he just got back from Kepler-62f...where they give you breaking bad super meth
Yeah im from Qatar.... Qatar-5b where I came from after I got more guitar (flying Vs)
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Yeah im from Qatar.... Qatar-5b where I came from after I got more guitar (flying Vs)
Fuckin Muffetts go to Epsilon Indi A to get more fuckinnnn curds and whey
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Fuckin Muffetts go to Epsilon Indi A to get more fuckinnnn curds and whey
Enbies go to mercury to get more percs and tea.
November 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Enbies go to mercury to get more percs and tea.
yeah if i went to jupiter i imagine i'd get quite a bit stupider.... stupider dead.... on account of the vicious winds and lack of breathable air.... scary place jupiter.... i'd never go there
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
yeah if i went to jupiter i imagine i'd get quite a bit stupider.... stupider dead.... on account of the vicious winds and lack of breathable air.... scary place jupiter.... i'd never go there
Every news station has a Wait Wait Please Don't Kill Yourself section and the content is always "Dogs Exist".
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Every news station has a Wait Wait Please Don't Kill Yourself section and the content is always "Dogs Exist".
I dont care how well his kid plays harp I'm never gonna vote for this sacka crap
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I dont care how well his kid plays harp I'm never gonna vote for this sacka crap
Got a bad desire
*Mario falling in lava sound*
I'm on fire
*Mario falling in lava sound*
I'm on fire
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Got a bad desire
*Mario falling in lava sound*
I'm on fire
*Mario falling in lava sound*
I'm on fire