Maybe: Vickie Paladino
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Call me a jewish-style artichoke in Rome the way I’m fried
Pinned
Does anyone else feel like the vibes are like catastrophically bad out there. People constantly screaming at each other on the train, in the pharmacy, everywhere
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Does anyone else feel like the vibes are like catastrophically bad out there. People constantly screaming at each other on the train, in the pharmacy, everywhere
What the fuck are we gonna do about ICE
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
What the fuck are we gonna do about ICE
Mamdanitas it’s time to take those AirPods out, put that merch on, and #AlwaysBeCanvassing
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Mamdanitas it’s time to take those AirPods out, put that merch on, and #AlwaysBeCanvassing
The framers if they misused AAVE:
We the chile
We the chile
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The framers if they misused AAVE:
We the chile
We the chile
Can we start a #gayguytrend zohranfornyc.com/ivoted
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Can we start a #gayguytrend zohranfornyc.com/ivoted
10 minutes until the first day of early voting starts in Astoria and there’s already a bit of a line
October 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
10 minutes until the first day of early voting starts in Astoria and there’s already a bit of a line
As a believer in stove theory I think the shutdown should continue for as long as republicans fail to capitulate
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
As a believer in stove theory I think the shutdown should continue for as long as republicans fail to capitulate
What the release of Subway Builder, an abandoned subway station tour, the opera, and a Tunisian DJ set in one day does to a man
October 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
What the release of Subway Builder, an abandoned subway station tour, the opera, and a Tunisian DJ set in one day does to a man
Internally we’re calling it the Wanamaker Wiggle
October 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Internally we’re calling it the Wanamaker Wiggle
What is my gal Phoebe Bridgers up to these days
October 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
What is my gal Phoebe Bridgers up to these days
Who here in our factory is from DC (DC visit imminent)
October 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Who here in our factory is from DC (DC visit imminent)
Power’s out at my house on top of this so I’m sitting in a dark room 🧍♂️
Didn’t get the job that I thought would change my life after interviewing. What now
September 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Power’s out at my house on top of this so I’m sitting in a dark room 🧍♂️
Didn’t get the job that I thought would change my life after interviewing. What now
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Didn’t get the job that I thought would change my life after interviewing. What now
I am one of the first 150 people to get this year’s Novavax booster in New York City
September 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I am one of the first 150 people to get this year’s Novavax booster in New York City
Reposted by Maybe: Vickie Paladino
An Anti-Zohran PAC just dropped $250k on ads featuring 'New Yorkers' who say they won't vote for Zohran. Except they're all stock models.
September 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
An Anti-Zohran PAC just dropped $250k on ads featuring 'New Yorkers' who say they won't vote for Zohran. Except they're all stock models.
Just used my AMC A-List to use a public bathroom in NYC #modernproblemsmodernsolutions
September 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Just used my AMC A-List to use a public bathroom in NYC #modernproblemsmodernsolutions
Just saw someone grab 8 napkins for 1 taco
September 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Just saw someone grab 8 napkins for 1 taco
Gay guy asked me where I got my hat. I told him I got it by subscribing to the New York Review of Architecture
September 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Gay guy asked me where I got my hat. I told him I got it by subscribing to the New York Review of Architecture
Am unfortunately doing girl math in an attempt to justify an upgrade to orange iPhone
September 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Am unfortunately doing girl math in an attempt to justify an upgrade to orange iPhone
Every night before I go to bed I flush one Advil liquigel mini down the toilet so that the world can feel a little less pain ❤️
September 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Every night before I go to bed I flush one Advil liquigel mini down the toilet so that the world can feel a little less pain ❤️
Does anyone want to buy my feet pics so I can see Mac DeMarco in concert
September 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Does anyone want to buy my feet pics so I can see Mac DeMarco in concert
You simply cannot RSVP with a dietary restriction and then cancel an hour before
September 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
You simply cannot RSVP with a dietary restriction and then cancel an hour before
When I’m in an experiencing gratitude competition and my opponent is Brian E Morton
August 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
When I’m in an experiencing gratitude competition and my opponent is Brian E Morton
Uber drivers don’t have chargers anymore
August 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Uber drivers don’t have chargers anymore