Mary Alice Electrique
@e-grandmotherette.bsky.social
Spreading the EG aesthetic to anyone lookin'
I’ve taken up crocheting to keep my hands busy but I still check my phone more than I’d like. I end up googling more stuff. Not everything is weather related but some of it is
June 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’ve taken up crocheting to keep my hands busy but I still check my phone more than I’d like. I end up googling more stuff. Not everything is weather related but some of it is
Tonight come see us before we leave on our harrowing 3 stop, two-state tour! #dcmusic #livemusic #livedcmusic #synthpop
May 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Tonight come see us before we leave on our harrowing 3 stop, two-state tour! #dcmusic #livemusic #livedcmusic #synthpop
At this morning’s standup
Coworker: I like your skirt, Mary Alice
Me: Thank you, I call it my “Saved By the Bell skirt.”
Hours later, in the elevator
Another coworker: I like your skirt, Mary Alice. It reminds me of Saved By the Bell
I work in a good place.
Coworker: I like your skirt, Mary Alice
Me: Thank you, I call it my “Saved By the Bell skirt.”
Hours later, in the elevator
Another coworker: I like your skirt, Mary Alice. It reminds me of Saved By the Bell
I work in a good place.
April 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
At this morning’s standup
Coworker: I like your skirt, Mary Alice
Me: Thank you, I call it my “Saved By the Bell skirt.”
Hours later, in the elevator
Another coworker: I like your skirt, Mary Alice. It reminds me of Saved By the Bell
I work in a good place.
Coworker: I like your skirt, Mary Alice
Me: Thank you, I call it my “Saved By the Bell skirt.”
Hours later, in the elevator
Another coworker: I like your skirt, Mary Alice. It reminds me of Saved By the Bell
I work in a good place.
It’s a very nice day for a lunchtime walk outside and a smoothie. I’m not snorting it, I awkwardly placed the straw near my nose to show enough of the cup for color play and for that I am truly sorry.
April 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It’s a very nice day for a lunchtime walk outside and a smoothie. I’m not snorting it, I awkwardly placed the straw near my nose to show enough of the cup for color play and for that I am truly sorry.
We are having refrigerator problems and when the repair guy pulled the fridge out, we found out what happened to all of Major Tom’s favorite mouse toys went
April 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We are having refrigerator problems and when the repair guy pulled the fridge out, we found out what happened to all of Major Tom’s favorite mouse toys went
With similar energy to when you take a moment to acknowledge a clear, 75-degree day as being a solidly good time to be alive, I recommend that you soak in the fact that the Trump administration had a very bad week. It’s not *just* approval ratings, but that’s a good place to start (source: RCP)
April 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
With similar energy to when you take a moment to acknowledge a clear, 75-degree day as being a solidly good time to be alive, I recommend that you soak in the fact that the Trump administration had a very bad week. It’s not *just* approval ratings, but that’s a good place to start (source: RCP)
I’m not sure why, but they’ve started cracking down on office hotelers soft-reserving by leaving shit at our unofficial desks? We’ve been asked to “remove personal effects.” I was trying to think of some way to scare people into respecting my territory. Then I remembered this bag of googly eyes.
April 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I’m not sure why, but they’ve started cracking down on office hotelers soft-reserving by leaving shit at our unofficial desks? We’ve been asked to “remove personal effects.” I was trying to think of some way to scare people into respecting my territory. Then I remembered this bag of googly eyes.
I do love pope drama. Here are some artifacts of past pope upheaval from my personal collection
April 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I do love pope drama. Here are some artifacts of past pope upheaval from my personal collection
April 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This cheese looks like Arizona
April 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This cheese looks like Arizona
The image at left is a Webby Award. Did they do this on purpose, or?
April 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The image at left is a Webby Award. Did they do this on purpose, or?
A nice thing about being a houseplant person is that you can give yourself inexpensive presents and not feel like you’re destroying your health or the planet or whatever. Is houseplantsky a thing? It should be.
April 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A nice thing about being a houseplant person is that you can give yourself inexpensive presents and not feel like you’re destroying your health or the planet or whatever. Is houseplantsky a thing? It should be.
Alt: hey Marge, what were your gambling losses last year?
Marge: $700
Marge: $700
April 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Alt: hey Marge, what were your gambling losses last year?
Marge: $700
Marge: $700
Fun aside: we made enough in royalties this year to complete a Schedule E 🎉
April 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Fun aside: we made enough in royalties this year to complete a Schedule E 🎉
I wish I could get some joy from how sitcommy my hatred and fear of doing taxes is, but nothing can soothe this tortured soul.
April 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I wish I could get some joy from how sitcommy my hatred and fear of doing taxes is, but nothing can soothe this tortured soul.
Nice, so it tastes like feet and asshole
April 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Nice, so it tastes like feet and asshole
Entertaining myself during the NCAA Men’s Final Four by scouting Cooper Flagg for my Wizards and also thinking about Jamey Sheridan’s portrayal Randall Flagg from the 1994 adaptation of Stephen King’s The Stand.
April 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Entertaining myself during the NCAA Men’s Final Four by scouting Cooper Flagg for my Wizards and also thinking about Jamey Sheridan’s portrayal Randall Flagg from the 1994 adaptation of Stephen King’s The Stand.
My pal from @dumplingsband.bsky.social shared her dad’s contribution to taking Trump out and I think he speaks for all of us. I did my best with the alt text.
April 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My pal from @dumplingsband.bsky.social shared her dad’s contribution to taking Trump out and I think he speaks for all of us. I did my best with the alt text.
I can’t stop looking at this still shot of a video ad for Kylie Minogue’s tour. She’s just so spectacular.
April 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I can’t stop looking at this still shot of a video ad for Kylie Minogue’s tour. She’s just so spectacular.
On a family vacation and everyone’s arguing about which restaurants to go to and I’m perpetually all “sure, I’ll eat anything.”
March 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
On a family vacation and everyone’s arguing about which restaurants to go to and I’m perpetually all “sure, I’ll eat anything.”
When @egrandmother.bsky.social knows I need a laugh, he sends me this picture of this creepy guy named Mark Goodyear from a true crime documentary we watched a few months ago
March 29, 2025 at 8:27 AM
When @egrandmother.bsky.social knows I need a laugh, he sends me this picture of this creepy guy named Mark Goodyear from a true crime documentary we watched a few months ago
I’m headed to Honolulu to see family tomorrow and I got out my preferred purse for air travel. I guess the last time I used it was the last time I did any significant travel in November. It’s like a time capsule.
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m headed to Honolulu to see family tomorrow and I got out my preferred purse for air travel. I guess the last time I used it was the last time I did any significant travel in November. It’s like a time capsule.
Playing Bowieopoly
March 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Playing Bowieopoly
Courty Road!!!! 😂
March 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Courty Road!!!! 😂