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Chris P. Rice
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Beverly Hills Criminal Defense Attorney, sports fan, and night owl. Originally from KCMO.
He has a note like that in the foreword to Skeleton Crew, and it's creepy af.
November 27, 2024 at 5:58 AM
On November 20th, two days beforehand, Jackie told him she had a bad feeling about his upcoming trip. :(
November 23, 2024 at 8:44 AM
When guys like that want to hire me, I always charge double.
November 23, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Sounds like a Kennedy: Toothy, average, and dramatic.
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Probably around 24 months, maybe a little more.
November 23, 2024 at 6:21 AM
November 23, 2024 at 6:18 AM
That must have been so difficult. Ugh.
November 23, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Me, younger: "Oh, he's just like Louis L'Amour in a way." 😵‍💫
November 23, 2024 at 6:13 AM
That's the thing. "The Road" is kind of an outlier for McCarthy. Ugh.
November 23, 2024 at 6:10 AM
I'm not surprised he has purity tests for people. That tracks.

"Or confidently assert that Hermes ties are the best..."
November 23, 2024 at 6:05 AM
This is too funny. The Flight 93 article guy...
November 23, 2024 at 6:05 AM
He looks super unconventional. 🫣
November 23, 2024 at 6:01 AM
I wonder how much Pam Bondi cost him?
November 23, 2024 at 6:00 AM
The furry hood really adds something. 🫥
November 23, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Is it his trial whiz kid, Alina Habba? I'm kidding.
November 23, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Copy that.
November 23, 2024 at 5:56 AM
For a second, I thought the top image was Nestor, Matt Gaetz's son. 🫥
November 23, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Oh, I thought had been administered an IQ test on the fly. 😶‍🌫️
November 21, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I think the verdict is fairly well in on what identity politics has gotten us.
November 21, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Sounds like Obama. A little bit moderate, a little bit panicked, a little bit aloof.
November 21, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I was in Europe last year, Mayra, and the churches are completely empty. Spain, Portugal, France, on and on...
November 21, 2024 at 2:16 PM
That's a great one. Here's one I also like:
November 21, 2024 at 2:14 PM