i should call her

personally i'm a fan of the 'everybody is 12 now' theory of why politics is like this. not sure why everyone is 12 now, but 'my dad can beat up your dad' and 'the teacher is definitely a vampire' is about where we're at. 'nuh uh' is probably the most popular political theory in the us right now

the difference between erotica & porn? simple. we attach this measuring device to your dick and expose you to both in a controlled environment. if your penis is engorged beyond a certain threshold: pornography. if you're erect, but you also want to drink a glass of wine: erotica

i don't think competitive sports need to be made fair, is the thing. that's why they're competitive. if the olympics were 'fair' they'd ban katie ledecky and micheal phelps. but then what's the point?? if you want different leagues based on skill level, do that. hormones alone don't determine skill.

honestly i kind of hope they're your way of fucking with people. like, send what appear to be secret codes out so that whoever might be trying to get information from your page goes on a wild goose chase for a while.