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AnCom, NOT a lib • Latine/Jewish • AuDHD • plural • binary system • disabled • enby • genderfaun • bi/panro • greyace • polyam • gamer • geek • former artist • BLM • ACAB • 🍉🇵🇸🍉 • no TERFs, no SWERFs, no exclus 🖕

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... *their* bodies aren't going to be tossed right on top of the pile with the rest of us

You will outlive your usefulness. They will not make an exception for you. They don't think you're the Better Queer or one of the Good Ones. They want you dead, too. Fuck your #RespectabilityPolitics 3/3
A comic by Adam Ellis, where a gay man holding a "Gays Against Drag Queens" sign and wearing an "LGB Without the T" shirt talks to a man wearing a red Make America Great Again hat. In the background, a line of people are being taken away in handcuffs The man in the MAGA hat says, "We did it! We finally outlawed all the trans people and drag queens! Thanks for your help!" and the gay man responds, "Happy to be of service!" In the next panel, the gay man asks, "So, who are we going after next?" and the man in the MAGA hat just smiles at him expectantly. The gay man asks again, "I said who's next?" and the man in the MAGA hat continues smiling at him. The gay man finally stops smiling back and says, "Who..." and the man in the MAGA hat continues to smile at him
March 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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My gender in 4 pics
A tall, emaciated bipedal creature with branches growing out of its back and a deer skull for a head in a foggy forest. Text on the image reads, "Mentally I am a leshy" A humanoid with white arms and hands, but a completely black, shadowed face and glowing red eyes, wearing a black outfit with open white jacket and red, tattered scarf stands to the left in the rain, under an umbrella with a multitude of dark tentacles spilling out from underneath the umbrella, mostly to the right A person with dark hair and a goatee wearing a patchwork, black feather lined, long coat, a black skirt, and untied boots, holds a cigarette in one fist under their chin and a clear umbrella with pink trim in the other as they crouch to look down at a pile of ashes A light skinned person with the left side of their hair shaved and dark brown and the right side chin length transitioning from pink at the roots, purple in the middle, and blue at the tips, sideburns and a soul patch goatee, deer antlers- with the right one broken off- deer-like ears, hazel eyes with horizontal rectangular pupils, multiple piercings in their ears, eyebrow, nose, and lip, and tattoos on their visible skin, wearing a black t-shirt that hangs off their left shoulder and exposes some of their collarbone, holds up one hand with the index and pinkie extended in a traditional metal "horns" gesture, sharp claw like fingernails painted green
March 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Post yourself in a hat 👒
A person with dark eyes and long, dark, wavy hair and a nose piercing sitting in a car and wearing a white Fionna the Human from Adventure Time knit trapper-style hat with pom poms hanging from the sides
March 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Best Doctor Who wrong answers only
A picture of Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance that says "Love this guy. Michael Romance"
March 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Describe yourself using 4 foods
A fried quesadilla on a white plate A clear mug with a latte in it on a wooden table Two pieces of tuna nigirizushi on a wooden board Many pieces of green, yellow, and red Italian rainbow cake or cookies with chocolate ganache covering them
March 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Age yourself with your first gateway #horror

Does it have to be a movie? Because the movies came a good ~7 years after the books when I finally got my own TV at 12 or 13 and could watch SciFi in the middle of the night
The cover of the book Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, with a drawing of a large, semi skeletal head growing out of the ground, smoking a pipe with red smeared around its mouth and nose and blue smeared on the side of its head. A building is in the background on the left and a small person is on the right. Underneath, it says, "Collected from Folklore and Retold by Alvin Schwartz. Drawings by Stephen Gammell" The promotional poster for Stephen King's Children of the Corn, a black silhouette of a corn field in front of a red sky in the background with a black silhouette of an arm raising a sickle in the foreground. Under the movie title, the subtitle reads, "And a child shall lead them..." above the movie's credits. On the right side of the red sky, it reads, "From the author of Carrie, the Shining, the Dead Zone, and Christine..." and further down, "An adult nightmare"
March 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Advertise your account with one image
A woman shouts and flips over a table as the words "#FUCK THIS SHIT" flash at the bottom
March 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Without downloading any new pics

Describe your #gender

(too easy, and I'm reusing a pic from another one of these)
A tall, emaciated bipedal creature with branches growing from its back and a deer skull for a head stands in a foggy forest. Text over the image reads, "Mentally I am a leshy"
March 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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A pic you'd use as an album cover
A person with magenta hair in an undercut, hair hanging to their chin on the left side of their face, wearing pale make up lined faintly with blue veins, blood dripping from their hairline, eyes wide and shadowed above and below in red, and dark makeup hiding their mouth to give the appearance that their face is torn raggedly straight across from cheek to cheek and a deep black inside, with the torn edges tinted slightly red
March 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Face reveal wrong answers only

(at least I stayed on theme)
A tall, emaciated bipedal creature with branches growing out of its back and a deer skull for a head in a foggy forest. Text on the image reads "Mentally I am a leshy"
March 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Without downloading new pics, where are you at mwntally?
A man in a towel, coated in green slime, sits in a chair and slumps limply forward against the edge of a hearth, oozing and dripping his slime everywhere around him while physically melting
March 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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I had an abled cishet white woman friend (who'd had her tubes tied, to boot) arguing her privilege with me and trying to tell me that she knew #intersectionality and what the #LGBTQ+ and #BIPOC communities needed better than me... a #disabled, #queer, AFAB #nonbinary #Latine 1/2
Tweet by saira rao username @sairasameerarao White women are flummoxed by "white feminism." Here's an example from 2018: a white women (sic) asked me to help her create a "feminist website," one that let "women opt out of issues that don't matter to them." "Like what," I asked. "You know, like Black Lives Matter." The end.
February 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Whoops, you said the quiet part out loud

#Nazis #MAGA #AnneFrank #reddit
A screenshot of a reddit comment thread A comment from username censored with "Original poster": Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. They're allowed to take only a knapsack and a little cash with them, and even then, they're robbed of these possessions on the way. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return from shopping to find their houses sealed, their families gone. Reply from username censored with "Maga member": Yes. It's a consequence of uncontrolled borders. It's to be expected. Grow a backbone; it's what we voted for. Sometimes with democracy, you have to lose and suck it up. A state has to control its borders. Reply from username censored with "Original poster": Buddy, that's a quote from Anne Frank describing the Nazis. Now what does that say about you and your party that you could not tell the difference?
February 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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skirkle.me
Concentric circles of Bluesky profile pics around one in the center, representing degrees of interaction, on a lavender background
February 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Y'all

In This Moment's "Whore" as an allegory for #conservatives who condemn #trans people while fetishizing us

#MusicSky #MetalSky #TransSky #InThisMoment #fetishization #hypocrisy
I'm the one that you need and fear Now that you're hooked it's all becoming clear That all your judgements that you placed on me Was a reflection of discovery So maybe next time when you cast your stones From the shadows of the dark unknown You will crawl up from your hiding place Take a look in the mirror See the truth in your face - In This Moment, Whore
February 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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A rare, wild recent selfie has appeared!

The first one felt too normie, so I had to rectify some things. You'll have to excuse the redness and swelling- some of these holes haven't been used in years 🤭

#selfie #SelfieSky #piercings #PiercingSky #HalfShave #nonbinary #InYourEndO
A pale person with hazel eyes, square green glasses, piercings in their left eyebrow and right nostril, and the left half of their head shaved, the right half down past their shoulder, with dark brown roots grown out about halfway down their wavy hair before becoming a faded light reddish brown color A smirking pale person with their head turned to the left, with hazel eyes, square green glasses, and piercings in their left eyebrow, right nostril, the right side of their lower lip, and two in their visible earlobe. The lip and ear piercings look irritated. Their hair is dark brown up top and braided off to the right side, hanging over their shoulder, the hair becoming a faded, bleached, light reddish brown somewhere behind their ear. A black tattoo can be seen peeking out of the collar of their shirt, and they're wearing a black, crow skull necklace with several silver rings on it
February 15, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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I bullied some HTML into doing this for me! The picrew for the character sheet is here: picrew.me/share?cd=tDG... but I don't remember which I used for the profile pic

#genderfaun #disabled #ancom #AuDHD #plural #pagan #Jewish #Latine #panromantic #greysexual #polyamorous #millennial
On a dark green background with light green text, the header reads: In my restless dreams... On a light green table with dark green text, the body reads: (bold)ABOUT ME:(end bold) I'm a geeky millennial, genderfaun, polyamorous, panromantic, greysexual, AnCom, anti-Zionist, Jewish/Latine, pagan, AuDHD, bipolar, plural, bedridden, disabled cryptid with PTSD, tardive dyskinesia, chronic fatigue syndrome, degenerative disc disease, and fibromyalgia, and I'm rawdogging both depression and ADHD because of the TD. I used to be an artist. Call me Eldritch, unless I happen to be Klaus at the time, instead. (Below is a dark green with light green highlights DND style character sheet. In the upper left is a portrait of a masc character, body facing to the right but looking over their shoulder to the left, with horns curled back, a tuft of wavy green hair on top, and the sides shaved brown, pointed, pierced ears, glasses, a black choker, and a black shirt with the front laced up, on dark blue, surrounded by a gold double-lined border. In the top right, it says, "ELDRITCH DRUID" with a book with a plant growing from it, the genderfluid flag (pink, white, purple, black, and dark blue), and the pansexual flag (pink, yellow, and light blue) underneath. Below that, "HERBALIST" on medium green and then "CHAOTIC NEUTRAL" on medium purple. In the lower left are character stats in 2 rows of 3: STR 03, DEX 05, CON 02 on top and INT 15, WIS 13, and CHR 04 on bottom. On the bottom right, 9 inventory slots in 3 rows of 3. From left to right, the top row is a gold amulet with a bright green eye, a crown made of leaves, and a potion bottle, the second row is a wooden staff with leaves, a green cloak with gold accents, and a green shield with gold accents, and the last row is a green gauntlet with gold accents, green boots, and a gold ring with a green eye) On a dark green table in light green text, the footer reads: ... I see that town. Silent Hill.
February 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Once I get out of this meat sculpture, it's OVER for you bitches
A screenshot of a tweet by Sweatpants Cher (yellow diamond emoji) handle @House_Feminist All bodies are miracles. Every day I get down on my knees and I pray to God and I say Dear God, thank you for this meat sculpture you have imprisoned my immortal soul in. I will find a witch to undo your curse and when I am released we'll see who smites who now you son of a bitch. 1:20pm • Nov 28, 2018 • Twitter for iPhone 218 Retweets 699 Likes
February 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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#Deadpool #Comics #ComicSky #ComicsSky #Tumblr
A screenshot of a tumblr post username bigassmagnet all these deadpool comic runs are ridiculous. Deadpool vs This. Deadpool kills That. how about Deadpool Has a Nice Day? Deadpool Is Validated by HIs Peers. Someone Loves Deadpool Because of His Flaws Not in Spite of Them. Something Nice Happens to Deadpool and It is Not Immediately Ripped Away from Him by a Cold and Unfeeling Universe. username bye-angel did deadpool write this. source: bigassmagnet 66,196 notes
February 9, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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#TeeTurtle released an #InvaderZim line recently, but sold more #Gir plushes than they had, so when my order was cancelled, I was pretty upset and wrote them about it. They not only gave me a code for free shipping, but a $50 credit for my upcoming #birthday, *and* I got Gir off Amazon

#wholesome
Both sides of a reversible Gir (from the cartoon Invader Zim) plush- a green dog with large eyes and his tongue sticking out, with an obvious seam and zipper on his costume on the left side, and a grey robot with large cyan eyes and an antenna with a cyan tip on top of his head on the right Five TeeTurtle plushes sitting on the edge of a bare mattress, from left to right: a black smiling cat with smiling eyes, an orange smiling fox with smiling eyes, a larger chocolate-dipped strawberry cat with a smile and large eyes with hearts in them, a pink smiling deer with smiling eyes, and a black and white skeleton cat with a scowl A single TeeTurtle plush: a black lion with a rainbow mane, wide eyes, and a smile
February 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Bc everything sucks right now, how about a couple #wholesome posts? This is a very dear friend of mine being absolutely shocked that I'm 14 years older than them *and* telling me I'm handsome 🥰🤭

I also *never* post #selfies, so appreciate them while they're here! #nonbinary #pushing40 #flattered
A cropped screenshot of a Facebook chat On the left, it says, "1995 is crazy tho you have a young spirit" On the right, the response is "(crying laughing emoji) Babygirl, I'mma turn 39 in a month" A cropped screenshot of a Facebook messenger chat that reads All on the right side of the screen: "I know even if you went through my pics, you'd never guess "almost 40" (crying laughing emoji)" (with a shocked emoji reaction) "Hang on" (a close up photo of a young looking androgynous person with pale skin, hazel eyes, pink hair hanging over the right side of their face, and their left eyebrow, right nostril, and right side of their lower lip pierced, wearing black clothing) (with another shocked emoji reaction) "Early 30s" A cropped screenshot of a Facebook chat On the right side: (a photograph of a young-looking androgynous person with pale skin, hazel eyes, and half their head shaved and chin length purple hair hanging over the left side of their face. Their right nostril and right side of their lower lip are pierced and they're wearing black clothing, standing outside) (with a black heart emoji reaction) Under the photo, it reads, "Mid30s" (with a black heart emoji reaction) On the left side, the response says [redacted] replied to you "I also know even if you went through my pics, you'd never guess "alm..." "I don't be stalking like that I figured you wanted to keep a bit anon for a reason and I respect that but you're HANDSOME" "Your eyes literally look like the inside of an olive" On the right side, the response is a smiling blushing emoji, a smiling blushing emoji covering its mouth, and a shocked blushing emoji
February 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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This is also Lucy. Lulu aka Lucy Lu aka Mistress Lucinda Louise Lu

#cat #CatSky
A chubby grey tabby loafed in a cat bed with a pink, grey, and white plaid exterior and pink interior A grey tabby with white paws sleeping partially covered by a beige blanket on top of a light green sheet A chubby grey tabby with a white belly and paws laying on her back on a grey carpet with her front paws pulled up against her chest
January 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Mistress Lucinda Louise Lu, who's making us go *back* to the #vet tomorrow just to get some labs drawn bc she decided she just wasn't having it at yesterday and tried to bite one of the techs. We've got a mild sedative for her this time

#cat #CatSky #brat (that's not the b-word I *want* to use)
A grey tabby with all of her legs tucked underneath her, looking away, on a pale green bedsheet. In the background are a cluttered white bookshelf with electronics on one shelf and part of a matching white dresser
January 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Omgosh I forgot to post here-

We don't know when his birthday really is bc the PoS we got him from wouldn't tell us, but he was about 4 months old when did, and yesterday was 4 months before the day we brought him home

Happy (belated) 9th birthday, Ollie. We love you 🖤🖤🖤

#ShihTzu #Poodle #DogSky
A shaggy black and white shih tzu-poodle mix sits up on his hind legs on a light beige carpet, beside a white paper bag and in front of a red and black shoe and a stacked pair of laundry baskets. A small grey cat sits in the background near an open doorway A shaggy black and white shih tzu-poodle mix stands up on the photo-taker's knee, getting scratched behind the ear, outdoors A shaggy black and white shih tzu-poodle mix puppy plays with a tattooed hand ruffling the fur on his chest, twisting to try to nip at the fingers, on top of a moss green microfiber blanket A shaggy black and white shih tzu-poodle mix puppy leans into his owner, head against their chest, with their pierced nose pressed down into the top of his head
January 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

... Is it cheating that I already have my own #art on my phone? #ArtSky
A pencil drawing of a person crouched down with their head between their knees and their arms covering their head protectively, with a mass of innumerous tentacles emerging chaotically from the space behind them, one curled around one of their calves. Beneath them, the word ANXIETY is written in an almost static-like, jittery font, each letter made of sharp horizontal scribbles A pencil drawing of a person, their right half appearing to melt, bubble, and fall apart, almost formless or made of a thick liquid, their body filled with holes where their flesh is falling away, revealing an empty blackness inside, while their left half is skeletal, with ribs visible and muscles tight and tense, their skin stretched tight over their flesh and bones. The right side of their face has an empty eye socket and a lack of expression, while the left side has a rictus grin that continues into a split open mouth that's been stapled together at the cheek, their eye impossibly wide and their eyelids stapled open. Their right arm hangs limply at their side while their left reaches up to grasp at their head, where the right half of their hair is ratty and messy and the left side is shaven, with their skull split open and a miasma escaping their head. Across their abdomen, the word bipolar is written, beginning with a cursive made of dripping, oily looking lettering and changing midway through the o to a chaotic scribbling, letters uneven and scratched over repeatedly An ink drawing of a person from behind, with their head partially shaved and their hair hanging off to one side, head tilted a little too far to the right, shoulders, shoulder blades, and hip bones all culminating in sharp points that seem to be pressing out from under their skin, stretching it almost to the point of tearing, and their crooked spine actually made up of spikes breaking through their skin starting between their shoulder blades and continuing down to their tailbone An ink drawing of black, dripping heart made of a shiny, oily substance floating above a hole that opens into complete darkness, with cracks spreading outward from it, the heart appearing to ooze and drip into the hole
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM