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Dystopian Uganda
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Skyscrapers twisted into corrupt spires that pierce the smog-choked sky. Cramped towns and streets teeming with abandonment and desperation. These are real news stories, animated and stylized, to portray the real dystopian metropolis that is Uganda.
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December 19, 2024 at 9:19 AM
neither be found or contacted. As it turned out, he had been taken hostage in one of the makindye brothels, after a disagreement regarding what he owed to, not one, but 2 ladies.

GAME only started after he was bailed out by the tournament organizers.
December 18, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Locals in Kabalagala have raised an alarm over a rising wave of car component thefts. Number plates taken for ransom, headlights, newer tyres, even car batteries..

Thursday morning, a one Ssebuule Ian, 42, passed away after thugs ransacked the car battery of the ambulance his family had called.
December 17, 2024 at 10:39 PM
NO IBEMBE.

Mascots are not much of a Ugandan thing. But a lower league team had found use for one. A pig.

For Buyende FC, it brought them luck. And it captured the spirit of the team: Hog everything in front of them.
But FUFA officials have apparently put a stop to it all citing witchcraft.
December 17, 2024 at 7:31 PM
December 16, 2024 at 11:42 AM
they tore down. About 30% of the house was gone by the time the neighborhood gathered to tell them they probably had the wrong house.

Property was stolen. Boxes of wine fleeced away with. Until police arrived at the scene where people were threatening to beat up the construction crew.
December 14, 2024 at 2:52 PM
December 14, 2024 at 10:28 AM