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@dystopialloon.bsky.social
Attempted poet, Muscogee/white, she/they. Come on, then. My log does not judge.
Boss, I can’t come in. No I’m fine, it’s just that my dog is being really snuggly this morning. Thanks, I knew you’d understand
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Boss, I can’t come in. No I’m fine, it’s just that my dog is being really snuggly this morning. Thanks, I knew you’d understand
Scrolling on my phone until I see one (1) funny video, then immediately putting it down before I lose all the dopamine I just gained. It’s like cashing out at the casino before all your money is gone
January 14, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Scrolling on my phone until I see one (1) funny video, then immediately putting it down before I lose all the dopamine I just gained. It’s like cashing out at the casino before all your money is gone
*theme from Benny Hill*
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
*theme from Benny Hill*
“Read outside your genre. Choose writing over everything but family and health. Specifically, always choose it over reality television or the bar.” — Stephen Graham Jones
January 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
“Read outside your genre. Choose writing over everything but family and health. Specifically, always choose it over reality television or the bar.” — Stephen Graham Jones
This Machine Surrounds Hate and Forces It To Surrender
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
This Machine Surrounds Hate and Forces It To Surrender
It’s so important for me to remember that being perceptive + having anxiety =/= the Gift of Prophecy
January 6, 2026 at 11:27 AM
It’s so important for me to remember that being perceptive + having anxiety =/= the Gift of Prophecy
Me: *hair in double buns, feeling cute*
Kiddo: Okay, Princess Leia
Kiddo: Okay, Princess Leia
January 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Me: *hair in double buns, feeling cute*
Kiddo: Okay, Princess Leia
Kiddo: Okay, Princess Leia
Kiddo is past the whole Santa thing, but we still don’t put the presents out until late Christmas Eve/early Christmas morning because we have two pets and they both kinda suck
December 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Kiddo is past the whole Santa thing, but we still don’t put the presents out until late Christmas Eve/early Christmas morning because we have two pets and they both kinda suck
Last night my kid started calling me Gomez Mom… because of my mustache 🫠
December 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Last night my kid started calling me Gomez Mom… because of my mustache 🫠
A man’s wife is such an important piece of his workplace holiday potluck
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
A man’s wife is such an important piece of his workplace holiday potluck
Love when you go to Goodwill on a Sunday and then the rest of the week is a fashion show
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Love when you go to Goodwill on a Sunday and then the rest of the week is a fashion show
I’m good at doing things *every day* or doing things *never*, and boy do I struggle with everything in between
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m good at doing things *every day* or doing things *never*, and boy do I struggle with everything in between
My son’s social battery after two extended family gatherings in one day
a cartoon drawing of a potato with a battery on its head
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a potato with a battery on its head
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My son’s social battery after two extended family gatherings in one day
Me, flirting: You wanna watch the Mankind vs Undertaker Hell in a Cell match with me?
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Me, flirting: You wanna watch the Mankind vs Undertaker Hell in a Cell match with me?
Oh, you threw away that crumpled up piece of paper that looked exactly like trash? It was actually really important and I wanted to keep it forever. Thanks for ruining my life
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Oh, you threw away that crumpled up piece of paper that looked exactly like trash? It was actually really important and I wanted to keep it forever. Thanks for ruining my life
My face when Cody Rhodes hits Bron Breakker with a chair
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My face when Cody Rhodes hits Bron Breakker with a chair
I’m so much prettier at home than I am at work. Labor just doesn’t look good on me 💅
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m so much prettier at home than I am at work. Labor just doesn’t look good on me 💅
Best thing you can do when you’re depressed? Normal, routine things. Don’t make any important decisions.
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Best thing you can do when you’re depressed? Normal, routine things. Don’t make any important decisions.
Literally stepping into the shower 15 minutes before leaving for work. How are men
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Literally stepping into the shower 15 minutes before leaving for work. How are men
I can do all things through promising myself a bag of chips and a soda afterwards
October 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I can do all things through promising myself a bag of chips and a soda afterwards
Couple’s costume idea: he’s Stone Cold Steve Austin and I’m Bret The Hitman Hart
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Couple’s costume idea: he’s Stone Cold Steve Austin and I’m Bret The Hitman Hart
They call me Tommy Two Tote Bags, because I always carry two tote bags
October 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
They call me Tommy Two Tote Bags, because I always carry two tote bags
🎶 Swagger down pat,
Call my shit Patricia
Call my shit Patricia
October 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
🎶 Swagger down pat,
Call my shit Patricia
Call my shit Patricia
A bug flew into my salad and now I don’t like the outside anymore
October 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A bug flew into my salad and now I don’t like the outside anymore
“You wanna see a dead body?” but it’s just me after working our local Indigenous Peoples Day celebration
October 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“You wanna see a dead body?” but it’s just me after working our local Indigenous Peoples Day celebration