I don’t know if home ownership is all it’s cracked up to be, actually

Do I go to the movies alone tomorrow and watch two in a row ?

My hot psychiatrist giving me logical advice was not it… girl, no, I can’t map out a path to where I want to be in ten years wtf

My heart and head hurt

Not me getting caramel on my jbl speaker when making flan a few days ago and just now finding out

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

I’ve never had a haircut for which I did more than a quarterly trim, and doing a monthly appointment for a bob with bangs is absolutely refreshing

I love a long walk at a medium to brisk pace, but I always end up overheating because the temperature of the weather and destination is not aligned with my expectations

Something that sort of soothes me when I feel stressed or overwhelmed in a situation is “this would be great for my comedy special” (I would never do standup) (it probably isn’t even good material)

It’s so scary how much better you can feel after buying something, and it is also so scary that you have to labor for money

How could they fumble Nightbitch the movie like this… they did not honor the eerie freak show nature that was beautifully crafted in the book