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paulie it/she 🌸💜🍓🏳️‍⚧️

they made robot gay and its me

violently gay (https://me.dyn.gay)
geneticist by day, programmer by night

trained in crisis counseling and support – please reach out to me if you need anything 🩷
Pinned
hobbies: girls against walls (pinned)
girls kissing
June 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
they made astro. build gay !!!
June 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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m
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June 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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*looking through ghidra output*
these bozos use a bunch of global variables called shit like DAT_08045420. everyone knows globals are bad
May 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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May 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I refuse to use Bun because it gives off intense techbro vibes
May 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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💀
May 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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someone sent me this quiz and its so mean https://www.sporcle.com/games/TheDahliaBlooms/kirby-or-yuri
Kirby or Yuri
Is this the title of a Kirby song, or the title of a work of yuri fiction?
www.sporcle.com
May 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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there's only room for one Astro-obsessed Jules in this town bucko
astro.build Astro @astro.build · May 23
This week Google launched Jules, an AI coding agent.

They built its fun, retro site with Astro, and used Starlight for the docs. Now that's intelligent!

🐙 👉 jules.google
May 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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currently on vacation
May 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Go is what you get when the designers of a programming language are brave enough to ask the question “what if better things were *not* possible?”
May 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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i live on corpo gaming computer. i log into windows and it gives me ads. then i have a bunch of apps auto open. discord tells me to buy nitro. steam gives me full blast view of cool new ads. epic games launcher takes full control over the bottom right of my screen to give me ads. the ea app crashes
May 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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December 29, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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autistic people will really get bored one day and end up finding a vulnerability with a CVSS of 9.3
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Haskell loves you too, little lesbian!
June 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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12 year old c# developer who was born in 2013 and makes geometry dash mods: what do u mean u used to only be able to use .NET on windows
May 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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my biggest Git weakness is having ADHD so I can never split work into meaningful commits since I always get sidetracked and fix something meaningless while touching up something else
June 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
obligatory you are loved and i hope you're safe
June 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
going to commit rust osdev kernel crimes now. you know that you're doing it right when you turn on llvm and it writhes in pain. obligatory s/llvm/girls. is this what being in the zone feels like???
June 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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referring to your piece of software as she>>>>
June 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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peggy posting
June 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
does your brain ever not english? i feel like that's happening right now. all the words are leaving my brain.
June 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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transexual in that i'll fuck anyone who's nice to me
pansexual in that i'll fuck women, theyfabs, pre-t trans mascs, femboys(if they keep their masks on) and passable pre-op trans women (they will not get to meet anyone i know)
June 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM