Nothing says "I have never read any Witcher novels" more than failing to realize that Ciri is and has always been *the* main character.

If I've learned anything it's that the one to watch out for is Mario, not Luigi

*fewer

The best time to come down with a cold is the night before a 5:45AM flight

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

For lunch today I decided to sneeze violently while eating sushi! Turns out that accidentally inhaling wasabi right into my sinuses elicits an immediate reaction.

10/10, totally recommend you also expel wasabi and rice into your open hands while at your desk

*blows the dust off*
So. How are things with y'all?

Sinus infection rolled a nat 20 sneak attack on me last week, and my head *still* feels like it is both exploding and imploding at the same time.

But hey -- at least I'm caught up on Yellowstone and getting deep into Final Fantasy 16!

Nimona is fucking great. Watch it

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury sticks the landing. Definitely recommend if you like mecha anime.

Y'all know we can talk about things other than Twitter on here right?