Please praise my restraint for not yelling about my coat

I was trying to play Bioshock Infinite and Booker was just constantly creeping forward like a drunk person losing their balance.

I had those $20 hunk of plastic Mad Catz controllers back in the day and somehow they never had that issue. You’d think these things would improve with time, but no. Good job, Microsoft. Embarrassing.

I will get ready for next year