Dylan Thomas Kinney
@dylankinney.bsky.social
Father to three, husband to one. Improv comedian, geek, and aspiring YA Fantasy writer.
Whenever I have bad breath, I chew on FerMentos.
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Whenever I have bad breath, I chew on FerMentos.
He’s upset that ICE made him look bad. Not because of the death.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 PM
He’s upset that ICE made him look bad. Not because of the death.
The Vikings’ devious plot to name these two islands is reaping rewards. Odin be praised!
January 22, 2026 at 5:54 PM
The Vikings’ devious plot to name these two islands is reaping rewards. Odin be praised!
The last one is a reference to the movie “Happy Gilmore.”
January 20, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The last one is a reference to the movie “Happy Gilmore.”
Looks like a race car driver that would throw a blue turtle shell at you.
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Looks like a race car driver that would throw a blue turtle shell at you.
FIFA gave me a medal for destroying the Death Star. It’s totally legit.
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
FIFA gave me a medal for destroying the Death Star. It’s totally legit.
FIFA just put me on the Jedi Council, but wouldn’t make me a Jedi Master.
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
FIFA just put me on the Jedi Council, but wouldn’t make me a Jedi Master.
I’ll leave a glass of Schnapps out for him tonight!
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’ll leave a glass of Schnapps out for him tonight!
I read a chapter a night to my wife before bed. With character voices, of course.
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I read a chapter a night to my wife before bed. With character voices, of course.
I started re-reading Krampus on December 1st! A Yuletide tradition!
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I started re-reading Krampus on December 1st! A Yuletide tradition!
Hopefully it’ll turn out to be a dummymander after breaking up solidly Republican districts and making them more competitive.
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hopefully it’ll turn out to be a dummymander after breaking up solidly Republican districts and making them more competitive.
Didn’t get a gift receipt. No returns or exchanges.
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Didn’t get a gift receipt. No returns or exchanges.
I stand corrected!
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I stand corrected!
Pretty sure the CA redistricting was only supposed to go into effect if Texas’ plan did first.
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pretty sure the CA redistricting was only supposed to go into effect if Texas’ plan did first.
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
Watching the Great British Baking Show season finale?
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Watching the Great British Baking Show season finale?
As long as it’s not St. Louis style pizza. Then we’re in a hellscape.
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
As long as it’s not St. Louis style pizza. Then we’re in a hellscape.
You must be making them nervous. Good job!
October 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You must be making them nervous. Good job!
ICE are all the people that the police academy rejected.
September 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ICE are all the people that the police academy rejected.