Dylan Fagan
@dylanfagan.bsky.social
Audio producer, sporadic musician and fan of strange mascots. Currently the only authorized place on the internet for photos of my dog
dfagan.bandcamp.com (also on all the streaming services as D. Fagan)
dfagan.bandcamp.com (also on all the streaming services as D. Fagan)
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nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
July 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
I have been asked to stop placing ‘George Washington slept here’ plaques in front of this nation’s great Chuck E. Cheese locations
July 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I have been asked to stop placing ‘George Washington slept here’ plaques in front of this nation’s great Chuck E. Cheese locations
Wasn’t paying attention to which jar I grabbed and just messed up my peanut butter and jelly so bad
June 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Wasn’t paying attention to which jar I grabbed and just messed up my peanut butter and jelly so bad
I think my sinus problems would go away if someone would hit me with a comically large cartoon mallet
June 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I think my sinus problems would go away if someone would hit me with a comically large cartoon mallet
It is really funny to name a basketball team ‘New York Pants’
May 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It is really funny to name a basketball team ‘New York Pants’
Petition to rename the Atlanta Braves to “Blooper’s Boys”
May 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Petition to rename the Atlanta Braves to “Blooper’s Boys”
If you eat certain hamburgers it is possible to have an in-n-out of body experience
May 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If you eat certain hamburgers it is possible to have an in-n-out of body experience
Drawing of a man feeling kinda vulnerable eating a large cookie in the Panera parking lot
April 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Drawing of a man feeling kinda vulnerable eating a large cookie in the Panera parking lot
Today I was eating a large cookie in my car in the parking lot of a Panera and someone walking by pointed at me and yelled “you’re eating that cookie!” I don’t know how to feel about this
April 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Today I was eating a large cookie in my car in the parking lot of a Panera and someone walking by pointed at me and yelled “you’re eating that cookie!” I don’t know how to feel about this
Bully: give me your lunch money
Me: do you take venmo
Me: do you take venmo
April 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Bully: give me your lunch money
Me: do you take venmo
Me: do you take venmo
My gravestone will read I WISH I’D OPTED IN TO MORE WEBSITE COOKIES TO BETTER PERSONALIZE MY ADVERTISING EXPERIENCE
April 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My gravestone will read I WISH I’D OPTED IN TO MORE WEBSITE COOKIES TO BETTER PERSONALIZE MY ADVERTISING EXPERIENCE
Production assistant
April 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Production assistant
The dog was on cozy levels that made it almost impossible to get up this morning
April 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The dog was on cozy levels that made it almost impossible to get up this morning
It seems like a missed opportunity that the word palindrome isn’t the same forwards and backwards
April 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It seems like a missed opportunity that the word palindrome isn’t the same forwards and backwards
It’s 2008. You find an image of an upright cat jumping through the air. It says INVISIBLE BIKE at the bottom. You save it & laugh at it for weeks. It’s 2025. A man goes viral splashing Saratoga water on his face. The next day your grocery store moves the Saratoga to a front display. You are tired
April 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It’s 2008. You find an image of an upright cat jumping through the air. It says INVISIBLE BIKE at the bottom. You save it & laugh at it for weeks. It’s 2025. A man goes viral splashing Saratoga water on his face. The next day your grocery store moves the Saratoga to a front display. You are tired
This is where special effects peaked
April 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This is where special effects peaked
If you live near an ikea I can’t stress how much calm a djungelskog can bring to your life
April 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
If you live near an ikea I can’t stress how much calm a djungelskog can bring to your life
What if you were at spa getting a relaxing facial and all of the sudden the esthetician pulled away from your face and said “got your nose”
April 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What if you were at spa getting a relaxing facial and all of the sudden the esthetician pulled away from your face and said “got your nose”
Dog on carpet samples, c. 2025
March 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dog on carpet samples, c. 2025
Sometimes Apple will highlight a podcast I’ve had some very small hand in, and I’m always happy to see that. Today however is the first time in a while that they put one I actually did some real work on at the top of the page. I’m proud of everyone who worked hard on it
March 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sometimes Apple will highlight a podcast I’ve had some very small hand in, and I’m always happy to see that. Today however is the first time in a while that they put one I actually did some real work on at the top of the page. I’m proud of everyone who worked hard on it
Sleep debt is so lame. Oh, now there are consequences for staying up late watching videos of someone lovingly restoring little model cars? Get real
March 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Sleep debt is so lame. Oh, now there are consequences for staying up late watching videos of someone lovingly restoring little model cars? Get real
Spotify just told me I like doof doof music. Nothing is real
March 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Spotify just told me I like doof doof music. Nothing is real
The dog was very relatable this morning
March 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The dog was very relatable this morning
