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dylandylandylan.bsky.social
@dylandylandylan.bsky.social
Call your local flaneur a dumb bitch.
April 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'd burn the Meow Foundation to the ground if I could right now.
April 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Bicentennial Man is a movie with so many insane choices
March 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Dream of potential future where humanity can have a phase of throwing shit into black holes and seeing what happens.
March 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I feel like every second people like Musk, RFK, or Trump are left breathing is lost time on a trolley problem decision we need to make to stop a genocide.
March 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Save yourself a ton of time and simply tell anyone who mentions "Tavistock" to go fuck themselves. No progress can be made.
March 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Rightwing discourse right now is just like "I discovered on the municiple website they spend $3 million of your hard-earned tax dollars a year on lawn mowing. I pay my neighbour $10 to do it, why can't they?!"
March 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I should(n't) start a podcast.
March 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Why not "Richard", dude?
March 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
What's crazy to me is if you care about the government managing fertility rates BUT you don't support a welfare state you are just treating human beings as livestock for capital.
March 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Tubi let's me watch Archie's Weird Mysteries and other slop from my youth for free so it's the best app.
March 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
What do you even say to the cruel fools who think the issue with homelessness and addictions is those people haven't been treated bad enough?
February 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The climes, they are a changin'.
February 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Reposted
Right now, for a lot of Canadians the temptation is to ignore Indigenous people because the threats from the US seem way more important. This turn to fervent and ignorant nationalism is a mistake. Don't alienate the people who know more about your "country" than you do. Find common cause instead.
February 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
No, I'm the Spiderman from the universe where we get a pizza from a local Tiny Tsars franchise.
February 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What I love about Sabrina Carpenter is she has such silly little goober energy.
February 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
In retrospect I have to wonder if the National Post NFTs were a money-laundering operation for one of these foreign groups throwing money around in the rightwing news world.
February 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Writing some things for work on Word and having a remarkably bad time with its suggestions. Straight up arguing wording with me that is wrong. It's never been this bad before.
January 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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It came up again during the debate on Calgary's clean energy improvement program. #yyc #yyccc #calgary
Does the City of Calgary have an $87 billion climate strategy? 'No, we do not.' - LiveWire Calgary
Nearly four years later, and multiple efforts to clarify, some councillors are still trotting out the misinformed $87 billion climate emergency declaration cost for a sound bite. It happened once…
buff.ly
January 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i do think it's instructive to look at how these toned-down girls gone wild style channels are entitled to womens' likeness and do not get proper consent, leading to exploitation. without these channels and the (mostly) men who profit from them, we don't have hawk tuah.
haliey welch: how hawk tuah became a household name
Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) · Episode
open.spotify.com
January 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Trying not to fixate on how these tariffs could fucking ruin me if my grocery bill starts going up again.
January 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I have it on good authority Anita Bryant died trying to molest a kid.
January 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Finally saw a cybertruck in the wild. How embarrassing for everyone involved.
January 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Reflecting on my favorite Trudeau moment: www.ctvnews.ca/politics/pm-...

Former classmates of mine, I hope they are well!
PM Trudeau lured with selfie, caught on question of indigenous rights
A routine selfie stop saw Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s friendly grin swapped for a look of stunned surprise, when he was confronted with a question on indigenous rights instead.
www.ctvnews.ca
January 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
@margaret.bsky.social Would you ever consider reviewing the various Luigi Mangione songs kicking around on the internet now as an episode of It Could Happen Here?

(Also your dino timeline rocks and I hope you use the word Thagomizer at some point)
January 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM