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Dylan Purcell
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Investigative reporter/data journalist Philadelphia @inquirer.com. Southpaw. Pulitzer Prize winner & 2x finalist. Temple University alum.
Never give up on your memes
October 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Bring back ties so wide you could use them as curtains.
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Something’s up with the neighbor’s house.
September 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
But hey, on the bright side…
September 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It could be worse.
September 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Current VW situation.
September 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I am watching a different Alien Earth series than many other people. This one is terrible with no likable characters.
September 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
No thanks. I’ll pass.
August 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This Saturday…
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The hallowed holidays
July 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
When asked what my turn-ons are.
July 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The road home.
June 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My cat seeing birds is the same energy I have at the Chick-fil-A drive thru.
May 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Metallica really into SQL.
May 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Journalism can’t lose!

(Statement of fact. Not a betting recommendation)
May 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Did we just become best friends?
April 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
When people talk to me about the bond market crashing.
April 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Oh that’s comforting. Thanks, Barrons.
April 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
April 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
when I saw this storm warning I thought about an avocado and I feel a little guilty about that.
March 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
March 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This one.
February 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Lost a car mirror when someone hit my parked car after the last Super Bowl win. Sometimes Philly fans are idiots. But I wasn’t mad. Sometimes things hurt less.
February 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
February 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We did.
February 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM