freaky friday
@dykeyparton.bsky.social
i’m your government issued pathetic reply guy
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a foursome? that’s just a double date gone well
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
a foursome? that’s just a double date gone well
Reposted by freaky friday
in my boyfriend's bed straight up jerkin it. and by "it", haha, lets just say... myoclonus
December 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
in my boyfriend's bed straight up jerkin it. and by "it", haha, lets just say... myoclonus
employment drug screenings should be abolished but in the meantime can we PLEASE dedicate a separate lab for them. i am trying to get labs to track my autoimmune disease and the waiting room is full of really angry nursing students (?) waiting to piss in a cup
December 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
employment drug screenings should be abolished but in the meantime can we PLEASE dedicate a separate lab for them. i am trying to get labs to track my autoimmune disease and the waiting room is full of really angry nursing students (?) waiting to piss in a cup
testosterone has me so horny that i’m eating corn flakes and praying that that freak kellogg was on to something
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
testosterone has me so horny that i’m eating corn flakes and praying that that freak kellogg was on to something
t4t relationships should be measured in dog years
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
t4t relationships should be measured in dog years
intox kink except i’m giving her pills in a scoop of chunky peanut butter
October 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
intox kink except i’m giving her pills in a scoop of chunky peanut butter
we need PETA for tboys
October 17, 2025 at 8:13 AM
we need PETA for tboys
who up mourning the end of summer fruit season
October 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
who up mourning the end of summer fruit season
dental dams are just DEI condoms
September 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
dental dams are just DEI condoms
nonsexual puppygirl activity
August 20, 2023 at 4:28 AM
nonsexual puppygirl activity
the blue angels make me want to **** *** ********
August 3, 2023 at 7:34 PM
the blue angels make me want to **** *** ********
i love listening to nature sounds from my apartment window 🥰 (twinks smoking outside of the leather bar saying “yass queen”)
July 29, 2023 at 7:22 AM
i love listening to nature sounds from my apartment window 🥰 (twinks smoking outside of the leather bar saying “yass queen”)
i’ve take 2.5x my normal dose of adderall today and instead of making me more productive it’s just making me want to listen to early 2000s fall out boy
July 20, 2023 at 1:32 AM
i’ve take 2.5x my normal dose of adderall today and instead of making me more productive it’s just making me want to listen to early 2000s fall out boy
how are we all depressed rn the sun is setting at 9pm
July 19, 2023 at 3:59 AM
how are we all depressed rn the sun is setting at 9pm
without downloading anything new what is it like dating you?
im hardly on this app but i love participating in these facebook style chain posts 😭😭
im hardly on this app but i love participating in these facebook style chain posts 😭😭
July 13, 2023 at 3:18 AM
without downloading anything new what is it like dating you?
im hardly on this app but i love participating in these facebook style chain posts 😭😭
im hardly on this app but i love participating in these facebook style chain posts 😭😭
me tonight except instead of the autism it’s the ol’ (newly diagnosed) chronic illness
i hate being autistic because i do have the energy to get laid but i don’t have the energy to meet someone new
July 9, 2023 at 5:10 AM
me tonight except instead of the autism it’s the ol’ (newly diagnosed) chronic illness
my new testosterone + progesterone combo is fucking killing me. i’m so horny i feel like a caged animal
July 4, 2023 at 4:25 AM
my new testosterone + progesterone combo is fucking killing me. i’m so horny i feel like a caged animal
babygirl your tits are chthonic af
June 21, 2023 at 3:49 AM
babygirl your tits are chthonic af
i need bluesky to let me save things as drafts so i stop embarrassing myself on here
June 21, 2023 at 12:39 AM
i need bluesky to let me save things as drafts so i stop embarrassing myself on here
i saw the transmasc specialist and she didn’t comment at all so i think she must be used to us freaks
rolling up to my annual gynecology exam tomorrow with a visible handprint on my right thigh 🤪👍
June 20, 2023 at 5:21 PM
i saw the transmasc specialist and she didn’t comment at all so i think she must be used to us freaks
rolling up to my annual gynecology exam tomorrow with a visible handprint on my right thigh 🤪👍
June 20, 2023 at 3:14 AM
rolling up to my annual gynecology exam tomorrow with a visible handprint on my right thigh 🤪👍
trans people talk about how long
they've been on hormones like how
annoying parents talk about how old
their toddler is
they've been on hormones like how
annoying parents talk about how old
their toddler is
June 16, 2023 at 4:22 AM
trans people talk about how long
they've been on hormones like how
annoying parents talk about how old
their toddler is
they've been on hormones like how
annoying parents talk about how old
their toddler is
anime is like cocomelon for trans women
June 15, 2023 at 2:17 AM
anime is like cocomelon for trans women