Eris ⚢
@dykebot5000.bsky.social
Our love will turn this whole fucking world to rust
25, no Minors
25, no Minors
i keep watching this slog every year expecting it'd be different somehow
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i keep watching this slog every year expecting it'd be different somehow
I'm being reminded of one of the fuckin funniest string of words possible
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I'm being reminded of one of the fuckin funniest string of words possible
It's just that easy
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It's just that easy
She's red because she wants to fuckin kill you
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
She's red because she wants to fuckin kill you
What did he mean by this
October 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
What did he mean by this
Incredible fuckin creature
October 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Incredible fuckin creature
i have a bug in my brain called jack atlas, he sucks so much i love him
October 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i have a bug in my brain called jack atlas, he sucks so much i love him
this pretty much the perfect summary of what the Absolute comics are like so far across the board
September 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
this pretty much the perfect summary of what the Absolute comics are like so far across the board
Trans women only want one thing and it's beautiful
September 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Trans women only want one thing and it's beautiful
chat is it good if your girl tells you this
September 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
chat is it good if your girl tells you this
Its that time of the year
August 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Its that time of the year
Physically can't explain how much i love this woman
August 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Physically can't explain how much i love this woman
i know i shouldn't read stuff like this when i'm in such a foul mood but god, the writing in the Absolute comics is both extremely bleak and as subtle as a brick thrown through a window, i love it
August 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i know i shouldn't read stuff like this when i'm in such a foul mood but god, the writing in the Absolute comics is both extremely bleak and as subtle as a brick thrown through a window, i love it
Look at this fuckin guy
July 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Look at this fuckin guy
bruce is built like a Baki character and it fuckin kills me every time
July 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
bruce is built like a Baki character and it fuckin kills me every time
Just, incredible stuff i fuckin love these so much
July 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just, incredible stuff i fuckin love these so much
Absolute Batman is one of the funniest comics i've read from the very start
July 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Absolute Batman is one of the funniest comics i've read from the very start
ABSOLUTE WONDER WOMAN
July 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
ABSOLUTE WONDER WOMAN
I'm losing so badly to this dog, but tbf it's got plays
July 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'm losing so badly to this dog, but tbf it's got plays
Started reading the Absolute comics
July 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Started reading the Absolute comics
I think about this one every couple of months
July 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I think about this one every couple of months
The last kitten is on his way to a proper home o7, I'll miss this little guy
June 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The last kitten is on his way to a proper home o7, I'll miss this little guy