My students love me because I’m flamboyant and kind, but I say weird shit like “police are not your friend” and “I like gay people” that concerns them.

Also barley fucks so severely. Short-grain white rice you are NOTHING

My low reading comprehension and I got so excited for you to enjoy Dan Dan noodles, my favorite dish

Powered though, stuck it out, got my flowers. Life lesson yall

Lt this tweet goes out to my aunt who is also estranged from our family but still toxic to her own daughter. Our stories are so parallel 🙃 a sobering warning

Girl…have some dignity. Or like a modicum of self awareness.