I have many questions

Eat the rich (because we ran out of food stamps)

Is frosting supposed to peel off a cinnamon roll in one piece? That can’t be normal.

My wheelchair wanted to re-enact the finale of Wicked: Part One by launching me into the air. I was not told I would be appearing in this performance.

Do I call my chronic illnesses hot potato or John Cena? Because none of my doctors want to be responsible for treating me and all of them act like they can’t see anything wrong.

Put a finger down if your brain fog made you forget how door knobs work.

Just me? Okay… 😅

#chronicbutcute #sendhelpandsnacks #brainfogthickerthanasnicker

I’m not here to be an inspiration. I’m not here to be someone I’m not.
I’m here to meme my way through chronic illness, have a tender moment (maybe), and use my Sonny Angels as copium.
Let’s be moots 😘